Got two kids. So ive had carnal knowledge of a vaggin at least twice.
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Goats dont count.
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Lying on the Internet. Cool.
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Yeah because lying about having kids is a cool thing. Trust me. Kids suck. Ive been trying to sell them on the black market for years...but unfortunately. ..they are dumb.
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The apple doesnt fall far from the tree eh?!!
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Nope. Im dumb.
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Never mind, you are a pro troll - I got sucked in :)
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Rofl!