If I'm the mother in that relationship, I'm going to be the hard mother god damn it!!! I don't care how many times you say leaving my kids in the middle of the woods with just a map and some military rations is bad parenting, they need to learn to get them selves home and not look to me to pick them up all the time. Besides, next week is learning to live on run from the cops after you've been framed for burning down your neighbors house. Edit: also wait a minute, how does saying you are going to be killed by your wife make me the wife in a relationship? I'm very confused by your response.