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Edited by Inflatablepants:
3/4/2015 1:09:34 PM
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*opens up shop*
Welcome to the pants shop! I am inflatablepants. THE PANTS SALESMAN! Basically these pants I sell will give you incredible enchantments. But only work when you ware the pants. You can put armor over these pants but some of them will require other people to see them in order for them to work. So....who wants some pants?[spoiler]you can state what kind of pants you want. Of course ever pair of pants is one of a kind so you will have to make something original if your enchantment has already been taken.[/spoiler]
I also do a currency and trading system. So you can pay in money or goods.
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Wait a second...no...no that doesn't work...hmmmmmm
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I require [i]pants of soul stealing[/i] and will pay you with the soul of a Succubus
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Hmmmm...I do like that deal...DONE! *digs around* AH HA! *gives pants with the faces of ghosts on it.* You will be able to steal souls with those pants. But you cannot use it on any member of the dojo or they will consume your soul as well.
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I can already do that. These pants will make it easier
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They should. Probably will do it faster too.
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So what can i get in a trade with these Enclave Tesla legs? I want something done with my jeans, something that makes me draw weapons faster and be more accurate on the move...
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Smart man... So...do you wanna give me your pants or should I just rip them off you?
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*takes off pants, standing in American Flag boxers and the rest of my ranger gear.*
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All right *takes pants." It may take a bit to make it from scratch. I would recommend becoming an ally of the dojo while I make it. So you can use the pants to there full potential. [spoiler]So you need to be on the OP's list of allies[/spoiler]
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So does my scavenging and providing stuff to Zane make me an ally? I go to the Mojave, bring him supplies to sell? I can bring stuff to anyone really....
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Gotta go to ninja and ask to be a ally. You have already proven yourself. So I'll doubt he'll say no.
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Edited by Queen Magikarp: 3/4/2015 10:18:53 PM*Stares at you in the corner of the room*
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Oh! Hi freckles! What a munchkin. Do you want some pants?
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*Looks at you like your crazy* ah there she is looks comfy must like you because your still alive
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Ha! Well I have that effect on great creatures
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I thought you were still at the fort... Clever girl...
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I told you there sneaky
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So what happens if xenos infect deathclaws?
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Well let's see there already deadly with anything they infect and they take the best gens from there host sooooo X9000 death
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*freckles walks in and starts tearing pants apart to make her nest*
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Good thing I keep most of them in my big ass bag. Freckles can stay though. I need some inspiration for my next pair.
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I am here.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 3/4/2015 10:32:43 PMWelcome! So... What's your suggestion What's your offer? Remember I can't give you powerful pants unless you a ally
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I offer Leonard Nimoy's soul sealed in a duck.
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Sorry. I can't take that. Too early and too hot for the market.
