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Edited by Inflatablepants:
3/4/2015 1:09:34 PM
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*opens up shop*
Welcome to the pants shop! I am inflatablepants. THE PANTS SALESMAN! Basically these pants I sell will give you incredible enchantments. But only work when you ware the pants. You can put armor over these pants but some of them will require other people to see them in order for them to work. So....who wants some pants?[spoiler]you can state what kind of pants you want. Of course ever pair of pants is one of a kind so you will have to make something original if your enchantment has already been taken.[/spoiler]
I also do a currency and trading system. So you can pay in money or goods.
English
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You actually can't do crap with it right now. It's just a hammer and rifle taped together. You get to awaken it's true potential one you become a member of the dojo...or if you beat ninja. Which won't happen in your current state.
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Awww....... *Rocky Balboa music plays for epic training montage*
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What are you willing to offer for it?
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A bag of 13 souls of the damned
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Hmmmm...I don't deal with that sort of thing.
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Ok um maybe pants with a pocketful of sunshine? What about 750 gold?
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Hmmmm...I can probably use that...SURE! I'll see what I got!
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*knits more pants*
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300 gold for your most magic pants
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Can't do that unless you are in the core allies group. And seriously? 300 gold? I can find that amount scattered across the dojo at night! Come back with a better deal.
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I am an ally and I just recently came into money so 10,000 for some good pants please
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WELCOME!!!!! *digs through bag* Here! *gives pair of pants. The design is blue with purple orbs patterned on it* You can only use a certain spell while wearing these pants. They allow you to turn dark matter into projectiles. It does not harm enemy's but renders any armour they have obsolete. Making them vulnerable to other spells. They are a fine pair. Use them well.
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*Takes them* thank you kind sir here's a 200 coin tip
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Nonono. I cannot simply accept that!
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You've earned the craftsmanship is amazing
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Well...alright! *takes money* You have a good day!
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You got anything magic related
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I have everything related. What is your suggestion. What is your offer.
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Let's see what you have.
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NINJA!!! YOUR BACK!!! I got something special for you.... *digs through bag* Here *gives an interesting pair of pants. Completely silver with Japanese writing on the legs* These are the fierce deity pants. They allow you to gain the ability of any type of pants that are created. There default form allows you to carry the sword of deity. A blade that can break anything robber creates. The only thing that matches them is the Majoras pants. Which are mine. Use it well.
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This place does not make my name look impressive...I'll give u 5,000 for some special pants that will help me fit in
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Well...you don't need pants to fit in around here. Talk to the locals. Have some duels. Go hunting. No need for enchanted pants.
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Well I've seen many people with them so I'd like to have one I have 5000 will that do?
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Hmmm...it'll do. So you just want to fit in? That's it?
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No I'm a swords man can I get magical pants that help me summon any type of sword like spears ,dual ,katana,great sword,gunlance,shieldswords,hammers ...pretty much every hand to hand combat sword or thing that inflicts attack
