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3/4/2015 11:14:07 PM
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Can I take my chances with a duel?[spoiler]i want to duel you and winner gets 1000 gold. Also this is not a fight to the death so neither of us die.[/spoiler] Deal?
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Hmmmm.... Deal. *draws bow*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 3/4/2015 11:18:43 PMOk. As long as you don't kill me then lets do this. *pulls out bo staff*[spoiler]im not sure if I spelled bo staff right[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 3/4/2015 11:20:02 PM"It's good...GO!" *starts shooting rapid arrows at shoulders. Limiting your arm movement.*
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Use amulet of kings[spoiler]i got it from "The Last Mage" and it activates a shield(dont worry im not going to be a.noob and only use this[/spoiler] then I run up to you and hit you in the face with my staff
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*taking the hit. I block your next hit with my bow. Then I turn around and use a dark matter arrow dissolving your shields and armor. Then use another arrow in quick succession that "flys" towards your knee."
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I just bought armor that makes me more flexible so I jump over the arrow coming towards my knee then trip you with my staff and stomp on your chest.[spoiler]i will put the name of the armor when its my next turn if you want[/spoiler]
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"Valkryian right?" "I do a Chinese get up then quickly cut your bow staff in half. Then I cut your knees not deeply but enough that it's painfully irritating." [spoiler]you better duel wield them like friggin batons[/spoiler]
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Valkyrian? I have no clue what that is. But anyways I then barely get up and do a "this is sparta" kick then while you are on the ground I stomp on your neck
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....how did do a Sparta kick when your knees are cut? Anywho *I am completely winded. But using the power of my air pants my body quickly recovers. Being absolutely pissed I get up and cut your knees again. This time deeper and making you barely capable to stand never mind walk.* [spoiler]remember. I have powers of all the pants[/spoiler]
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I call in my dragon to burn your face and then I use my amulet of kings to put a shield around me and my dragon.[spoiler]you made me crippled. This is only fair[/spoiler]
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Wait... "Heals myself and you completely" The Lenny's are attacking. We will continue this in a bit. *calls and Jump up on my dragon "alduin" Let's go. [spoiler]lets set some rules for the next one. Cuz dragons are bull shit[/spoiler]
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K I will call off my dragon
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 3/5/2015 12:21:01 AMGAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [spoiler]IM IN MY ULTIMATE PANTS FORM!![/spoiler] GET TO THE BATTLE YOU ROOK!!!! [spoiler]go to the top of the thread[/spoiler] *throws to battlefield*
