You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Join them and kill all the assholes in my school
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Assume fetal position Try not to cry Cry a lot
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Hide under the bleachers until the threat is gone Or: organize an ambush
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*waits in locker for everyone to die* *leaves*
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Loot my tuitions worth and go home
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Edited by mcneillfab5: 4/5/2015 11:08:34 PMI'm homeschooled, so if I couldn't leave the house is probably call my dad for the code to our gun safe, get some food and water, and hide in the crawl space under the house.
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Obviously I sprint out of the room with no time to explain to go notify the office. Then I try to employ my Krav Maga skills to help fend off the attackers.
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Run into the biology lab and grab all the scalpels
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Phhhh let it burn.
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Why can't I run and bust a window open.
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I'm homeschooled, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH public losers
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I would grab my boyriend, both our lunchboxes, grab all the knives forks and pencils that are in the supply closet in my class room and break my id card so i can stab people with it....then i would hide behind my boyfriend and make him do all the work .-.
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Grab a desk, break a leg off, use it as a bat. Those b tches going down. RIGHT IN THE ASS
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Oh god you guys are stupid. Who the hell is gonna take over a school with a knife? The cop on campus will cap the hell out of him. If he has a gun and kills the cop, the -blam!- makes you think you are gonna karate your way to him and brake his bones. I hope it happens to you guys so natural selection takes over and you guys take a .9 to the face. I would hide like all of you would. Stop acting hard and go jerk off
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Go to the biology lab and grab a few scalples and go to chemistry and grab some hydrochloric acid
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Get everyone to the dungeons
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All hell no I'm out! (Running out the school)
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If my school has a specified "we're under attack alarm," I'm pretty sure I'll just follow some practiced protocol we have in place.
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I always have paper and a box of pencils along with my other stuff in my back pack. I would sharpen those bitches real good. Go straight for the jugular or eye socket.
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[quote]You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat? ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo Rules: You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings You have no superpowers You can't become God You don't have any resources other than what is at the school (The school is not a weapon) EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left! DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome![/quote] Best be picking up them fire extinguishers the classrooms lmao or my math teacher has a bat behind her desk so that too
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Tell every teacher
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Get phone. Call police :3
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>implying anyone can attack my school My college is the only school in the South to win a battle during the Civil War
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Ps I'm a blue belt in KUK sool won martial arts
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nuke everyone
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I'm no longer in school so ehh. Not much I can do. Watch the news and hope for the best.