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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Hand out the hammers and blades, get a crossbow from this kid I know, move everyone into a room..
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Ask a girl for six
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Go to the culinary department and grab some knives. Rig up some trip lines along the doors. Dammage fire extinguishers in such a manner they can be used as weapons.
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Leave.
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I could make bow and arrows from metre sticks and pencils
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Yell "Wolverines!" and go Patrick Swayze on their Ruskie asses!
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I grab... [spoiler]THOSE DORITOS[/spoiler]
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pull the gun out of the holster from the police on campus, and get into the most defensible location
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Edited by Slimbingi: 5/7/2015 3:51:34 PMI summon lvl. 100 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) from my magic deck wich I brought to school, and it's technically not a power.
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Get on my bike and ride
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Is it the Koreans?
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1 ReplyBlam a chick, then take out one of the enemies with a pencil, take their gear and disguise myself slowly making a counter army
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get a ball of rubber bands all the #2 pencils some wood from the woodshop make a pencil gun problem solved
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Why don't we just take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else?
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Get on the roof and wait it out.
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Takes nap on desk...
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Kiss the hottest girl in school
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Let a bunch of ppl I hate die and act dead under their bodies wait till it's over and say i kill one bad guy I am a hero
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To bad I wasn't there to begin with Ayyyy I win
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I'm part of the attack..
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3 RepliesSWIGGITY ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swooty ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ ( -_- )っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂( -＿ - ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! ／ ＼ | 。 。 | ＼ ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) ready for my cock / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER BITCH (•_•) <) )╯because bitch I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( •_•) 2 < ⌒ヽ F / へ＼ A / / ＼＼ B ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ 4 / / Y / /| O ( (ヽ U | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／/ B I T C H
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2 RepliesRun to my crush's current class, and get her somewhere safe.
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3 RepliesEdited by dablifenoah: 5/2/2015 2:35:31 AMr[i]ape[/i] all the hot girls before being killd
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1 ReplyRun to my crush and -blam!- the shit out of her
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Plot twist- my school is actually the Spartan Training Academy
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Grab paper clips or staples, and a rubber band. When he comes, shoot the staples or the paper clips at him and hope they penetrate. Or construct the pen-gun design my friends and I made.
