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Edited by Trashcan Jesus:
3/5/2015 2:54:52 AM
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*walks in followed by two securitrons. One has two duffle bags, the other has two decapitated BoS paladins. I have a bumper sword slung over mu shoulder* Alright, i'm back. That was a fun trip. *shakes dust from duster* Ok, so i got ammo for salazar, bumper sword for sergeanttubs, T-51B for mage and deathclaw eggs for mjolnir. Also have a holodisk withall BoS defense programs on it, and another that can control my securitrons. I trust y'all with it in case i can't show up. Oh and a few baby nightstalkers if anyone wants one. Also some deathclaw hands and scraps for building guantlets. Hey, if someone can open a rift to new vegas, i know where a working steel mill is, and we can use that for reconstruction
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Sweet *equips armor* here have this *hands you 4000 caps and a mini nuke*
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No eggs?
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I said eggs! Here, take some *holds out bag of eggs*
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Yes! *gives 3,000 gold and caps* if you can get me a Pip-boy 3000 next time your out there. I don't wanna set the world on fire.
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Going again soon. I'll be sure to get it for ya.
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[spoiler]u no get reference? Fallout 3? GNR?[/spoiler]
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I got it ;)
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Edited by JealousOrc: 3/5/2015 3:00:52 AMCan I have a baby nightstalker and what is a bumper sword?
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/5/2015 3:03:51 AMIts a flattened, sharpened bumper welded to a metal pole or lead pipe. Its like a post apocalyptic broadsword. Oh and here's your nightstalker *hands you hissing, wriggling nightstalker*
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So its a sharp pipe? Oh and thanks for the night stalker. I'll just tie him up and train him. So you know, he won't kill me.
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Not exactly. Imagine a car bumper flattened out and sharpened. Now imagine that with a pipe for a handle. Better?
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Yeah its better
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Or just look it up
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You killed my friends! Did you at least get the package I asked for?
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Yeah. *securitron lays it on the ground* my apologies, just good business.
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Ughhh! Now I don't have any connections in the west. The only way this could any worse is if it isn't *opens package* in here, ohhh but it is. *pulls odd looking (unlike any in fallout games) alien rifle out of box* there it is. This is a one of a kind alien weapon. At least you didn't mess this part up
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HEY I ONLY KILLED TWO OF THEM! The rest are still there...
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But now they won't trust anyone associated with you! You know, it's fine. I got what I needed, and everything should work out just fine
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I use a fake name out there. And i hit them at a distance, thats why i have my AMR
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Alright. Maybe they won't know, but the brotherhood has eyes everywhere
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So do i.... DUN DUN DAAAAAAH
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Edited by MeGa Mysterious: 3/5/2015 3:19:15 AMO.o *wild wasteland music starts playing*
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*Grabs ammo box and examines* A nothing liek German quality ammunition.
