So I was on this road trip through Texas and we stopped to eat at one of those themed diners. Now this diner had pictures of different cuts of meat all over the walls and ceiling. I eventually called a waitress over out of curiosity. "Ma'am, what's with all the different cuts of meat?" "Oh, that's our theme! You take a dart, throw it, and what you hit is what you get!" She says as she hands me a dart. I take the dart. Eye my choice. Line up the shot. Just as I'm getting ready to throw I sigh and hand her the dart. The stakes are just too high.