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3/6/2015 7:02:48 AM
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*appears on a combat jet*
SMAUG YOU OWN ME MUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!
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Ah shiz. Smaug what did you do? *flies down,up,left,down,right,down,up,right,right,down,up,left*
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*jet passes smaug and turns into a Comabt chopper and fires taxes*
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No to many taxes! *flies behind you and jumps on the chopper* So how does Smaug owe you money?
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DO you really think he took out all those dwarf hell no i and my fireworks did all his dirty job he told me he would give me a third of the dwarfs riches then he thhrews me into a bottomless pit. i climbe for 2 years
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This is a different Smaug. My dragon was just named after him. I still have to wait 1 more day until he can breath fire and everything else. He can fly but I have to make him. I have 8 more days until that ends
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oh........ sorry for the misunderstood flies back to base
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Wait! Do you wanna go kill the actual Smaug?
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n iwas gonna beat him up he is a dragon so he wont die unless deacpitated or the song of inmrotality. i was gonna punch him and that until he pays up
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KNIGHT COMMANDER YOU WILL STAND DOWN!
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HEY KING *throws crusade helmet* I FOUND OUT HOW OT OBTAIN FULL CONTORL OF Templar.inc I NO LOGNER NEED THE ORDER TO GIVE ME ITS CONTORL KEPT SERVING THE ORDER CAUSE I NEEDED MONEY KNOW I AM THE OWNER OF THE COMAPNY I DONT NEED THE ORDER> *grabs new triangle helmet shaped* this is me new more badass *places* *more badass mechanic vocie* and i t has a vocie adapter
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KNIGHT COMMANDER WE MADE OUR ARMY TO PROTECT THIS DOJO, IF YOU LEAVE YOU WILL BE TRIED
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WRONG the pilots on thsoe mechs serve me. those combat droids. are my designed and so their wepaons. eve the NAgazaki motheship was created by me. their loyalty is with me. *grabs a combat rifle* now what will yuo do wihtout any tempalrs left in your army.
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Edited by XxZANExX13: 3/6/2015 7:37:50 AMMy army was of men, not mechs, leave my sanctuary, and never return, you have brought shame on yourself, and your king
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*laughts* I no longer serve you i only serve the SUN. those mechs where piloted by my man. the weapons where forged on my industries. I was the last Crusader for 740 years. i have been thinking of all of my fallen cmaarades. *grabs sword* now i will do what i ahd came in the first place with the order. *offensive stance* KILL EVERYTHING THAT STANDS IN MY WAY!!!
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*you know I could just bring your comrades back right? I'm a time god, all I need are their remains or something that belonged to them
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I tried that method fo revive it aint a good idea. 2nd there are no remains
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What about when you took me to the graveyard? That must have been an important person
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I found my methods. I made a deal with Death. I wont talk abou ti
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*offers a KeyBlade* you sure about that?
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*strikes keyblade away* theres nothign you cna offer me. i got her back. i have all the moeny i will ever need. and ican fight forever. this si the dream f every mercenary. *grabs doorblade* besides i dont need a keyblade
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*summons doorblade back* don't try this shit again
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*the doorblade becomes dust and appears alongside me* this blade knwos who its amster is. *grabs japanese demon mask* I am the Hōhei shageki here. learn your place recruit
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*erases door blade from existence* no, learn YOUR place
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you think you can intimidate ME! *lights fst on fire* REFORGE!!! *stirkes the grounds reforging the dorrblad* and now for some security. *removes lcokchain and attaches a werid hairlock* done now its magic proof and all that, ill elave it in my personal vault
