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Edited by WhoseverFool937:
5/14/2015 4:42:08 PM
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How do you know someones a noob
For me just opinions
Under 2300 grimoire
Hezens vengance users
Fusion rifles
My team in crucible because they always get only 1000 points in a match
Blue guns
People without atleast 10 exotics
Havent done hard crota
Cant run sword
Cant run relic
Suck it noobs
Git gud scrub
Scrubs
3 of same class
Grab heavy ammo without waiting in pvp
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Hey so wait am I a noob? I can't run sword but I have run hard crota can run relic but my grimoire score is only 2100 but I have 10 exotics
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3 RepliesIf they can't solo crota without heavy or flawless solo ce
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I look in the mirror. I am king of all noobs I should be worshiped
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I want Xergon-C an uncommon heavy. Why? Focus -blam!-ing Fire is OP Does that mean I'm a NOOB?
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They ask, "Do we have a swordbearer?" instead of, "Who wants to run sword?"
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When they use the generalist ghost shell.
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2 RepliesI dont run sword or relic, I'm not a noob, i really havent learned how to do it
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2 RepliesWhen they require mic for nightfalls
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You're a Noob when even the noobs spam your forum post as noobish...
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"shoot the wizard!!!" -at gatekeeper on VoG
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25 RepliesWhen they - make posts like this thread - post about not having weapon ______ - ask for nerfs or buffs - cry about having to pay for the DLC
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Oh! Wish you luck doesn't wait for others for heavy ammo.
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1 ReplyPeople who complain about things that they themselves use.
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง fite me irl m8
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I can run sword and relic but I don't like it
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I don't run sword or relic because its not my cup of tea. I'd rather shoot then wait fro the super to fill or wait till crota is down
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When someone makes a thread with #satire because they need attention.
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When someone uses the word "noob".
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Edited by BoyMeetsEvil: 5/14/2015 5:56:50 PMWhen they use unmaxed weapons in raids and say that they are leveling them up. 😡=me
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- anyone who says "Xurned" - anyone who "has done xxxx for xxxx amount of time and I still don't have" posts - grimoire under 1500 - ask questions like "whats the Praetorian foil?" - complains about what other players use in the crucible (from weapons to supers to load-outs) - anyone who T-Bags [u]UNPROVOCTED![/u] - People who eat w/out muting themselves (I do this noob-ish behavior occasionally as well, sadly) - People who DO NOT know how to use the RELIC, yet they grab it whenever Atheon sends them into the gate(s)
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I assume the edit was the original poster adding the 'satire' tag?
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10 RepliesLMFAO. Account created in December. Noob.
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4 RepliesIf they have a level 11 character and a 2415 grimoire, they're a noob
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When they ask "where is the chalice?" on hard mode crota.
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Idk now. My friend was a level 20 two weeks ago. Now he's almost 32 beaten hm crota and vog many times. He's only got three exotics too. Mida, t lord and gally. Bruh
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Bump for those noobs out there
