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Edited by Inflatablepants:
3/6/2015 1:15:27 PM
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*puts up stand*
ALRIGHTY WHOS READY FOR THE TOURNAMENT!
Well if you haven't already come to my lil shop here to get some enchanted pants! These pants will grant very unique abilitys.
I accept a trade and currency system!
So....
Give me your suggestion.
Tell me your offer.
Let's do business!
But today is very differant! Remember....when you beat someone....take there pants. That's right! Completely take it away from them! Then bring the pair here. Where you can get a reward....
So!!! Who wants pants?
[spoiler]best pants are made for core allies. If you are not a core ally then you will get weaker yet still good pants. But if you beat a core ally in the tournament you can take his/her (kinky shite!) pants and wear it.[/spoiler]
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hey i got this *shows H3adshotdude pants* whats the reward
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Hahahahahahaha! Well done Salazar! Unfortunately I never sold him any pa-"GASP" *grabs pants and investigates* Did he perform any type of odd magic?! Any type of supernatural movement?! ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY?!
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they arent desintegrated after i fighted thats considered supernatural.
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No seriously. Did he do anything out of the ordinary.
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not really they did hold pu to all my attacks
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Hmmmmm.... I'll take them. *enchants your pants* You should find that your pants time travel to more precise times now.
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thanks
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I already got pants :/
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*sigh* Does no one want pants?
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*eats a burrito* Mm mm. Good burrito
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*eats a sammich* Mmmmm. Good sammich.
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*makes pants*
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*Freckles charges in wearing fire proof armor*
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FRECKES!!! Your big again!!!~caboose
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Alright remember how you said you could combine pants if I did something for you?
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Never mind
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Oh. Ok.
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Well actually. What pants can you combine with mine?
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Depends what your offering.
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What do you want?
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I have no standing bounty.
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Well, I was about to go kill Smaug(not my dragon, the actual Smaug). Do you want that glowing white gem in the mountain(i forgot what it is called) or maybe his head,eye, anything?
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I mean...I'm not sure what I could do with it. It's basically just a glowing stone. Nothing magical about it.
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Want another dragon?
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Nah. Me and alduin are buds.
