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Edited by Inflatablepants:
3/6/2015 1:15:27 PM
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*puts up stand*
ALRIGHTY WHOS READY FOR THE TOURNAMENT!
Well if you haven't already come to my lil shop here to get some enchanted pants! These pants will grant very unique abilitys.
I accept a trade and currency system!
So....
Give me your suggestion.
Tell me your offer.
Let's do business!
But today is very differant! Remember....when you beat someone....take there pants. That's right! Completely take it away from them! Then bring the pair here. Where you can get a reward....
So!!! Who wants pants?
[spoiler]best pants are made for core allies. If you are not a core ally then you will get weaker yet still good pants. But if you beat a core ally in the tournament you can take his/her (kinky shite!) pants and wear it.[/spoiler]
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Do I look like a peasant to you?
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That what do u want for it?
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Something I can use!!! Something I can make stuff with! A thousand gold is nothing around here! It would need to be 9500 gold for pants like those!
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Hmm... I would give you my master hammer, but that's mine, tell ya what, I'll build you a super mech, it's purpose can be to either protect you, build stuff, or you can control it
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.....fine. I'll take that deal.
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Ok, it'll take two days though *starts building*
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K. I'll have to keep the pant till then though.
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The mech is done, here *drives mech and exits*
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All right! *gives pants* Pleasure doing business!
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Thanks ^_^
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*hands the anti explosive pants* quickly i need anti time pants!
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Wait so you want to go through time?
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nope so i cannot be affected by paradoxes. (someon killign me when i was a baby and that stuff)
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 3/6/2015 4:50:36 PMHmmmm.... In most cases I would say no...but for you I can make an exception.... *digs through bag* Wait... *plays song of time. Sending the songs powers into the pants* Here. *hands pair of pants with hourglass designs on the heels. The pants are all black* With these you can go back in time. But not forward. Remember....time is a delicate thing. You cannot control it completely. All catastrophes are caused by those who fiddle with it. Use them well. [spoiler]you cannot use them in combat. It would be to unfair of an advantage. Either way. You can f#cking time travel.[/spoiler] Come to me if you need them modified. You can never get what you want when it comes to time...
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thanks. i jsut want to fight back zanes time god powers
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Zane can time travel?
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he is a time god aperantly
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It's good. I'm MAJORA and can basically use time as I see fit. Of course something always goes wrong....
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God damn it [spoiler]im actually a time god [/spoiler]
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Hmmmmm.... Intriguing.... But you see....when I become MAJORA...I simply AM A GOD.
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Witch is why I ain't gonna piss you off
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*knits pants*
