It's actually a pick up line and it works 50% of the time
Ask is she has flood insurance then say cuz I'm going to make you wet
*based on past experiences*
Me: "hi my name is brian"
Girl: *Says name*
Me: "do you have flood insurance?"
Girl: *looks surprised & confused*
Me: "because I'm going to make you wet"
Girl: *Stunned*
Me: * haven't been slaped yet, knows she wants the D*
Girl: knods head in direction of bathroom while keeping intense eye contact
Me: *gets a semi in the 5"- 6" range*
Girl: *grabes my arm and pulls me to girls bathroom*
Me: *semi is now a full hard on in the 6" - 7.5" range*
Girl: *roughy pushes and pines me against wall*
Me: sarcastically says "yeah ok"
Girl: *laughs as i become the dominant one"
Me: *pins her down and takes her jeens of reviling she has on no underware*
Girl: *quickly takes off my belt reviling my bulge, pauses for a second to look at me*
Me: *gives girl a smirk*
Girl: "I like it rough"
Me: "good"
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