My name is Neckbeardius Maximus I am a black belt master in 16 kinds of katana swordplay martial arts and love making. I have trained vigorously day and night and have achieved a new level of power I can now remain standing for half an hour at a time and punch through solid styrofoam. Women want me, men want to be me Alas I have no time to acquire a love partner girl woman as my grand acts of heroics take up the majority of my time. my strength far exceeds that of any known mortal and is quintupled by my enchanted fedora I am in my prime do battle with me, if you dare.