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3/6/2015 10:34:06 PM
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[b]*SMAHES TANK INTO A WALL* *RUNS AWAY LAUGHING MANICALLY*[/b]
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*Chases down* HEY! ASSHOLE! YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THAT!
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[b]NEVER *CONTINUES LAUGHING MANICALLY AND STARTS RUNNING FASTER*[/b]
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*Shoots in leg*
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[b]*FALLS OVER CLUTCHING LEG*[/b] [b]*STARTS LAUGH CRYING*[/b]
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*Starts grabbing your neck* Stfu and get up.
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[b]*SNIFFLES* YES SIR...BUT CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?[/b]
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No. *Puts gun to back of head* Start walking back to the bar.
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[b]YES MA'AM *STARTS WALKING*[/b]
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call me ma'am again and two rounds go in the back of your skull.
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[b]YES SIR *REACHES BAR*[/b]
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Now apologize to UlcaM, Fletch, Feelgood, and everyone who you hurt from that.
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[b]*CLEARS THROAT* I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE FOR BEING A DICK[/b]
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Good. *Throws down into rubble* Now I want that wall rebuilt in 15 minutes or less.
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[b]*STARTS GRUMBLING ABOUT COMMUNIST BASTARDS AND WORKS ON WALL*[/b]
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*Spears and starts punching repeatedly in the face*
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[b]OI WUTCHU DOOIN[/b]
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DON'T DISRESPECT THE BAR!
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[b]AAAHHHH *RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*[/b]
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*Catches, and the suplexes before dragging you back to wall* BACK TO YOUR ATONEMENT!
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[b]*WHIMPERS AND CONTINUES BUILDING*[/b]
