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3/7/2015 12:05:34 AM
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*turns my foot on fire* your gonna regret that. *kicks you in the crotch*
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* foot bounces off metal plating and breaks your foot *
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The fire catches your metal plating on fire which burns your crotch
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* metal is fire resistant *
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Fine *conjures a mini gun* *shoots you repeatedly in the crotch*
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* jumps up and kicks you in face and throws to ground wih feet grabbing your minigun and breaking it in half * * holds knife to throat * Do you want to live to see the tourney
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Do you? *cyborg minion uncloaks and throws you off me* *points grenade launcher at your face* Nice try. But you got to be better than that.
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* cyborg minion is snatched and killed by my dragon before it can do anything * * presses knife hard enough to draw blood * Dont try that * dragon sits on your legs making you immobile *
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*calls in Smaug* *Smaug uses disarm* Now your knife is gone. *turns my hand on fire* This is to easy. *punches you in the gut and throws you* * I stab your dragon in the eye*
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* smaug is attacked by 3 wraiths and taken to an unknown place * Dont worry he will be safe their...maybe * casts spell that casts a dome around us * Now lets see how much you can scream * cuts open a 2 inch cut in your hand *
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*2 cyborg minions the size of Hulk appear and kill the wraiths* *Smaug flies away* *10 cyborg minions appear in a circle around us all holding mini guns* No way out now. *throws you off me* * gets up and signals minions not to shoot* Lets do this.
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*reverses time* I said get off of him
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Get off him now* holds gunblade to the back of your neck*
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* dragon snatched you and throws you into a lake taking your gun blade and breaking it *
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Edited by XxZANExX13: 3/7/2015 12:36:16 AM*ice clone* your dragon freezes* nice try, now I said get off
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* dragon doesnt freeze * Nah * uses magic and pushes you away *
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See now your just god modding this shit
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No im not you are an idiot
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Your clearly god modding
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So how is your dragon immune to sub-zero temps?
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Because sub zero has never been done and is theoritical
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Since when does actual science apply to this thread?
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Because sub zero has not been proven to be real you cant just put something that has never been done in this thread its stupid
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So that applys to magic, time travel and basically everything that's in this thread
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This has been used in books Its obvs fiction and just for fun not op as shit theoritcal things like sub zero
