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3/7/2015 1:04:36 AM
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*pulls Black Sabbath out of the vertibird (with Dio :P)* GUYS I GOT THE HALFTIME SHOW!
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YO! YOU GOT ANY MOHAVE FRUIT IN THERE?
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YEAH! *tosses you keys*
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THANKS *takes some Mohave fruit, adds to stand*
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Well, looks like we're fighting in front of the halftime show. You ready?
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Gimme just a second. *closes up vertibird, checks gear*
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Alright, i'm good.
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*puts rune of silence on bandana* *puts bandana on mouth* *spins revolver and puts hand on Razorflame* *nods head as if to say "when you're ready*
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*pulls out ranger sequoia, and drops smoke grenade. You lose sight of me.*
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*draws revolver* *shoots six times around me* *spins to reload flames*
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*puts two shots into your head, puts three into your head, reloads*
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*flames shoot up from where I shot and appear in front of bullets before they hit* *ash scatters from melted bullets* *storm of ash ensues* *am now able to pinpoint your location through smoke* *holds hand on sheath for a few seconds as flames rage around me* *draws blade in Iaido, releasing a storm of flame all around me*
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Well shit. *turns on stealth boy, moves closer*
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*sees your outline through ash* *dashes past you, slashing your side* *twists around after slashing, slashing again* *dashes away* *flames start to sprout from wounds* *a small explosion bursts from wound*
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Mmmm toasty. *preforms ranger takedown on you as you pass by me*
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*while you are grabbing me and my back is facing you, I plunge my sword through my stomach, stabbing through me and sliding through you* *body bursts into cobalt and violet fire as I radiate flames* *draws blade from stomach* *glides away*
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/7/2015 2:08:21 AM*staggers backwards, drops two flashbangs, disorienting you* -blam!- THAT SHIT HURTS! *pops med-x and psycho* btw, ranger takedown is me dropping to the ground and doing a sweeping kick to knock you off your feet
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*flies into air* *dives down at you, blind but knowing where you are because of the embers guiding me* *impales you through stomach, avoiding vital organs and purposely missing bone* *draws revolver with other hand and shoots you in the stomach, six bolts of pure cobalt fire hitting you* *withdraws blade from your stomach and glides backwards, kicking up ash*
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The duster quiggles gave me throws projectiles back to you. *armor effect take over, your shots hit you*. *slides Blood Nap out of holster, slices your throat, kicks you back*
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*Bandana of Silence falls away* Incin...eration Kiln... Overdrive... *draws sword and plunges into stomach, going all the way to the hilt* *giant blue and purple flame explosion* *only ash remains* ... ... ... *even larger flame explosion* *I rise from the ashes with multiple flame feathered tails* *rises into the air* Astra seven tailed slash. *I dive towards you, dodging all that you fire at me and firing six shots of my Mateba at you, forming a another flying Phoenix made of flames that hits you straight in the chest* *I sheath my blade and perform an Iaido at point blank, drawing the blade across your body as I release a pure extension of my will in the form of fire* *slashes again and again across your chest seven times before flying back into air, your wounds exploding blue fire* Hold on a sec I have another tournament match
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*staggers backwards* oh.... Fire... Shit... How about some of your own medicine? *pulls AMR off of back, fires .50 cal incendiary round at you, striking you directly in the chest*
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*shrapnel shreds through my duster and body, but flames get absorbed my me* Ashen mimic. *ashes gather to form a mimic of me holding a sword of blue flame* *mimic runs at you, bullets pass through as he stabs you through the chest with pure cobalt fire* *mimic disappears* *places hand on handle of blade and other on sheath*
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/7/2015 2:55:42 AM*stands looking at chest wound* -blam!-. *fires another .50 cal, this time explosive. throws rifle to the ground.* Alright, human torch. One of us is going down, and it sure as shit ain't gonna be me. *screams and rushes you with Blood nap, tackling you to the ground.*. HOW DO YOU LIKE SHARP TOYS? *stabs twice in neck, twisting blade*. Forgot to mention, i have cazador poison on here, which weakens you, causes hallucinations, and drains health. Enjoy my sufferings :) *breathing in a strained manner*
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Hallucinations- *loads custom rounds into Mateba* -are just- *fires all six rounds into throat* -another- *grabs Blood Nap* -way- *imbues blade and stabs it into your chest* -of seeing- *wings propel me as I kick you off my body* -everything. *my body is enveloped in fire, as I don't trust my actual physical form to control in its poisoned state* *Blood Nap in your chest burns with blue fire and that blue fire spreads through your blood* Ashen Seppuku. *Blood Nap forms into a longer blade, being extended by ash* *the fire makes you hold the blade with both hands and plunge it into your stomach* *upon entering stomach, all fire I put within you detonates, along with all your explosive munitions*
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*grabs by collar despite fire as you try to escape the fireball*. *growls* You're coming with me....
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*speaks from now ruined throat* Why would I try to escape this... fireball? After all... it is a part of my soul... *tails sharpen into pure fire spears as I drive them through your legs, shredding muscle* I... Wouldn't... Grab on... If I were you... *starts flying into air with you grabbing on* *draws blade* *stabs it through your back, going through you and me* I told you before... We are both... Warriors... Just of different... Paths... *more fire starts to blaze from where the sword entered both of us* Where you... Come from the desert... Of sand and radiation... *drives the sword to the hilt into your back, going even more through me* I come... From the desert... Of... Ash and fire... *Blue and purple explosions burst as I dive towards the ground with you facing the bottom*
