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3/7/2015 4:39:32 AM
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I didnt kill master chief now did it?
Fires duel wielding rocket lanchers
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WE ARE NOT MATER CHIEF. DO NOT COMPARE YOURSELF TO THE LEGEND. *looks up* Why... The bloody hell would you fire a nuke at the dojo? *draws sword in Iaido which releases an energy/flame wave at the rockets* *rockets explode* *absorbs flames* But seriously, this is a duel, not even to the death! THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR A NUKE MAN, AND NOW IS NOT. Astra, open a dimension rip please, the nuke is too overkill. *Astra, my giant purple phoenix of time and space, crows* *rip in reality opens below nuke* *nuke enters rip* *rip closes after swallowing nuke* I'm sorry for the outside interference, but I didn't want to blow up the damn dojo
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Attacks with an energy sword while distracted. ...fool
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That's- *parry's energy sword because I wasn't the one doing the portal stuff* -pretty screwed up to distract- *ripostes blade and draws revolver with other hand* -someone with a nuke- *fires three shots into your chest* -but clever. *fires three shots into knee* *reloads Mateba with custom rounds* *draws blade with other free hand* *enters battle stance with both weapons drawn*
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Lunges with energy sword
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*blocks* *fires at you with revolver in other hand* *bullet grazes skull* I'm not supposed to kill, soooo...
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Grazes with energy sword
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*backsteps* Crap, forgot how sharp they were... Well at least you don't have Prophet's Bane... *dashes forward* *fires shots into your sword arm* *drives flaming katana through your chest* *pulls out sword, leaving the wound flaming* *backsteps* *flames begin to lick the wound, then the wound has a small burst of fire as it detonates*
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Unleashes the prophets bane, critical slash unblockable
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WHY DID I REMIND YOU OH LORD- *Prophet's Bane drives into my stomach* Not so fast, boy. *slides down Prophet's Bane and stabs you through the back, point facing me and stabbing me too* *wound starts to flame* *wound explodes, launching me off Prophet's Bane* Incineration... Kiln... Overdrive... *huge fireball emits from my body as I plunge my sword into my stomach* *blue and purple flames burn even brighter on my body and my sword* *wings grow even bigger* *grows seven tails made of pure flame* Prophet's Bane may be freaking awesome, but you know that moment when you spawn in and everyone wants to get it? *dashes across your side, slashing your hip and leaving an explosive wound* *while blown through the air, I grab Prophet's Bane from you and plunge it in your stomach, leaving it there* *reloads Mateba and shoots you in the kneecaps, forcing you to kneel temporarily while your shields regenerate* Astra's spear. *starts flying towards you with sword out, spiralling* *impales you through chest* *pulls out* *wound flames for a moment then detonates again* *Prophet's Bane is dislodged from your chest, lying at your side* *points sword at your body* Yield now.
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The prophets bane is re-wield gashes rhrough chest
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*shoots at hand holding Prophet's Bane* *it goes flying across the field* *shoot it 5 more times in the battery* *the blade flickers then disappears* *holsters Mateba* *creates spear of pure fire* *dashes forward* *thrusts at you with it*
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Smashes you with gravity hammer[spoiler]any better[/spoiler]
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How the hell do you carry this shit? *knocks me into the ground then bounces into air* *wings stabilize me* Astra's seven tails' spears. *tails all glow brightly, then all launch a spear of fire at you from the air*
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Eh? Zaps you
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What? How'd you zap me? *starts flying down erratically due to being shocked* *launches more spears of fire* *spears of fire hit and explode* *spear of flame materializes in my hand* *I rush forward and stop the grav hammer mid swing with the spear* *I drive the other end of the spear into the ground and the ground explodes, knocking the grav hammer out of the way*
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I bail[spoiler]cause im bored[/spoiler]
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Yeah... This is dragging on and it's 12:50 where I am. It was fun though, I'll admit. So... What's up? Like I'm probably nodding off to bed soon, but whatever.
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[spoiler]east coast right[/spoiler]
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You too?
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Yeah ehy did i guess
