It all started on a cool winter morning. The crisp air blew threw my hair as I walked outside. Fusion Success lays on my bed with his but hole torn and gaping. I realize that I still have one more thing to do. I walked into my room to find my Xbox turned on. I find a note next to it. It said" I'll be waiting for you". At the bottom it was signed by the one and only Crota. I knew what I had left to do. So I reached over and took my controller out of Fusions ass and started up Destiny. I gathered my team of only the best Guardians there are. We caught our way through the dark gloomy sex dungeon where the thrall live. Once we made it though the thrall we planned out our next move. We formed the bridge and took out the Sword Bearer. But as we were killing we I couldn't help but notice something. It felt like the warm feeling of exploding on Fusions beautiful pasty child like face. I didn't think much of it. There was a more important objective at hand. I was the last the cross the bridge. But as I was running across it I heard a noise. It was as like the noise I hear when the wind blows though Fusions loose stretched asshole. But I had to ignore it and -blam!- the Gatekeeper. I left his but hole in a bloody mess and just kicked him of the the ledge. We smashed our way the the hallway of thrall and defeated the two giant anal beads in the air. My most trusted teammate Rescind The End managed to make it the chest at the end of the hallway. Once we were able to go inside I grabbed my rewards. But I noticed something strange. There were ashes and white buds on the ground. I wondered to myself what or who could use left this hear but I couldn't figure it out. Once we jumped down into the hole to kill the Death Singer we planned out our strategy. Me and Rescind The End ran into the rooms where the witches lay. Then punched them in there old antique like vaginas. As we ran out our team gave us cover fire. While me and Rescind cleaned off the dust on our gauntlets thew came from the witches vaginas. Our team took out the witches. Once they were dead me and Rescind took out the Death Singers anal beads. She wasn't too happy about that. So she took down her barriers and started attacking us. We did out best to fight her off. She saw that we would not die from her attacks. So she started her screams. She sounded like a crazy cat lady being eaten alive from the inside by rats while they came in threw her but. Her screams were very efficient on us. Even with the awful noise we saw a chance of attack and went for it. We all destroyed here with our Jelly Horns. She fell with in seconds. All the was left was her guards. But when they saw what we did to her master they decided to take the easy way out and killed themselves. They weren't ready for the power that the Jelly Horn posses. Once the last of them committed suicide we gathered around the crystal. As Crota came to us I saw a special look in his eyes. Only one I have ever received by Fusion when I plow him so violently that his voice shatters the widows. I knew he had something planned out for me. As we cleared out the room of enemies we gathered out ammunition and prepared for a great battle. Once we ran outside and placed ourselves in a strategic location. Crota called out the me. He presented to me what I thought was a regular Sword Bearer. But it's name said SWORDBLAZER. He was covered in ashes and had a blunt in his mouth. Crota spoke" slay him and become the ULTIMATE 420 SWRODBLAZER". I did as a was told and picked up the sword. Once I picked it up I felt the power surge though me. I AM THE SWORDAZER. Crota bowed down in respect to me. But I took advantage of the moment and shoved the sword in Crotas G spot. He fell upon penetration and could not get up. Crota was slain by the new SWORDBLAZER. Thus the SWORDBLAZER was born. From then on the legend of the SWORDBLAZER lived on for centuries. [quote][/quote]