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Edited by Agwara: 3/25/2016 7:32:51 PM
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I'm horny

Does anyone have a solution? I'm feeling very horny, and I really want to have sex with this body pillow next to me. What do I do?!?!! EDIT: Porn doesn't help. EDIT: If you really want to help, I like tentacle porn. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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  • 1) Grab a pillow 2) Remove pillowcase, and assure pillow you will return clothing. 3) Place pillowcase over head 4) Run in a straight like until you hit wall 5) Roll around on floor while trying to bite shoulder 6) Profit

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