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3/8/2015 4:50:16 AM
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Everyone! Stop what you are doing. I'm throwing a party in the dojo to celebrate 10,000!
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*puts on sweatpants* *fire boner fades away* Ah, thanks man. But I have serious blue balls right now, like you have no idea. Or should I say [spoiler]Cobalt Balls[/spoiler] *trips over self*
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Oh boy....
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I am going to have the worst hangover. Of like all time. But right now, I'm on fire. *is actually on fire* *wait... These flames aren't blue* *so drunk that I ~hiccup~ broke the fourth wall*
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BRO. PUT ON SOME PANTS!
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It's an avatar of a dick man, not the actual thing. If I let that loose, then it would get really hot mmm ;)
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CHEER UP MAN *hands over grog with cocainum(caocain with crack and uranium*
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Hey... what's that you got there? Looks tasty! Can I have some?
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*hands over* CHEER UP!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/8/2015 5:42:40 AMWoah bro, i don't roll that way.... @cobalt
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Bro I'm so drunk that I can roll that way and end up completely at the completely opposite way *takes another sip of vodka* My sword technique mostly revolves around whipping it out, therefore my pullout game must be good- *trips over self* *realization* Oh... Hi company... Heheh awkwaaaaard.
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he had enogth for the *hicup* night
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Thanks, you're a real pal. *Attempts to eat drugs* Woooooooooooo This is funnnnnnn......
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*walks in with all my baby dragons* ROLLING WITH THE SQUAD WE DON'T EVER GO ALONE! SKILLS SO SICK WE ARE PUTTIN ON A SHOW! *is drunk* *falls over* *passes out*
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Wow. I didn't know dragons could pass out...
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They didn't I did. *baby dragons start teabagging me*
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....time to leave
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No! *runs away*
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No. Time for me to leave. You have a good time Sargent.
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Oh. You too then.
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Lol. Have a good night. *hands bottle of vodka*
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I know just what to do. *calls in Smaug* Drink this. *Smaug drinks the Vodka*
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That won't end well. Any who! I now...retire. Gnight! Don't drink too much! ;)
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This should be fun. *flies on Smaug* NO! YOUR TO DRUNK! *Smaug chrashes*
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