*Is heavily intoxicated*
*Talking to self*
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me, huh?
*Fires arrow at wall*
Funny guy, eh?
*Draws 3 arrows at one time, fires (quite inaccurately) at the wall again.
English
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I bet you a thousand gold you can't hit that candle over there! *points to candle 10 yards away*
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That candle? Pffftttt. You must think I'm some sort of amateur. I could hit that if I was drunk and closed my eyes! *Draws bow* *Fires arrow* *Hits ceiling* See, easy! Now, where's my 5000 gold you promised?
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All right. Here you go. *gives bottle of vodka*
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Thanks, buddy! *Drinks straight vodka* Nothing better than taking a fools gold! *Snorts*
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*stares*
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*Staggers over to you* Hey, you, ya you, get me a drink. If you do, maybe I'll tell ya some stories of my days hunting in the forest with my old man.
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Give meh more of teh exotic engrams then! 25 bottles
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Sure! *Hands bottle of gin* Close enough!