*beyond drunk*
*starts stabbing the ground with sword*
*Passes out*
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*due to other couch having a crab on it brings you to your quarters.* *puts you down and leaves quarters*
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*cause of cindot moves you to a differant couch*
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*giant crab on other couch doing acid*
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*tackles and slaps you* Snap out of it!
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*Mumbles something about lennies* *remains unconscious*
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*Shoots you with battle rifle*
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*recieves bullets* thats engoutht *takes rifle disarms hten hits you with it*
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Meh i gave het my Gjallarhorn tho.[spoiler]your spending like a sailor [/spoiler]
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*disables all fireweapons* nyou are udner Dojo arrest *inmo vilises and throws on a stasis cell*
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Oh ninja... *carries to a couch*
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Good pants
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Well. It's the least I can do. I can't get drunk so may as well watch over the folks and make sure everyone gets home!
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Same here
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*is on couch already snorting cocaine*
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*begins to stab sword with ground* *runs back inside With no shirt
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*comes around corner with huge flaming blue penis* Bro... I think someone spiked my drink...
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*looks at you* the fûck!?
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SOMEONE SPIKED MY DRINK WITH MAGIC VIAGRA MAN, OKAY? LIKE I WOULD'VE BEEN OKAY WITH MAGIC PCP OR CRACK, BUT MAGIC VIAGRA? NO. Well I guess it's better than magic date râpe drugs...