I bet you a thousand gold you can't hit that candle over there!
*points to candle 10 yards away*
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That candle? Pffftttt. You must think I'm some sort of amateur. I could hit that if I was drunk and closed my eyes! *Draws bow* *Fires arrow* *Hits ceiling* See, easy! Now, where's my 5000 gold you promised?
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All right. Here you go. *gives bottle of vodka*
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Thanks, buddy! *Drinks straight vodka* Nothing better than taking a fools gold! *Snorts*