Iz shuda knone dis wuz a baaaaaaaad ydia.
[spoiler]Underage drinker, totally wasted after a glass of straight scotch[/spoiler]Ima knead sum healp, gittin tu bed...
*vomits in bucket*
Ima knead sum halp...
*collapses*
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*wakes up momentarily* Ugh, da booze wuz strongh, da booze wuz strungh. Iz defiantly nut doin dat agin. *manages to get up* Eh, meh room onli foo stips awai. *stumbles and falls* *unconcious*
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*drags to bed* [spoiler]dont worry won't do anything to you...yet[/spoiler]
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*mumbles* Tanks, witi. Tanks a lut. *slides a drank tu u* Drank up meh frend. Drank up. *sleeping*
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*steals drink*
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*steals whitigoh, drink still in his hand*
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* you are carrying me like a princess *
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You know it bby
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*while you carry me, I drink my drink*