You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Between the '...''s is what you can add. Spoiler'd for [i]safety[/i] purposes. [spoiler]...Line every corridor with sharp objects that are attached to unstable electrical currents, make the entire structure a killzone, ensure escape exits are accessible to all humans that aren't the attackers... ...Convert everyone into Space Marines in some shape, way, or form... ...Equip them with makeshift spears, among other makeshift tools (including dangerous acids that would be fired from a bottle)... ...And grab almost-everyone else's ideas...[/spoiler]