Perhaps this is serious and perhaps this is something you'd do just to film the reaction, but given a choice, what would you sell? Assume present-day.
I think I'd either have to go with high quality sex toys or barbiturates. You know, cater to the stay at home crowd.
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dildos
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Would you like to buy some chocolate?
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My body.
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i'd sell doors. thats right, i'd be a door-to-door door salesman
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Chocolate dildos [i]errday[/i].