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Edited by Doodling Hitman:
1/13/2013 12:05:06 AM
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Unzipping your pants to pee... Did I do it wrong the whole time?
I never keep my pants up while I pee. I was thinking about to only unzip my zipper though, but I couldn't figure out how to get your thing out. You know, I ONLY unzipped the zipper, I didn't untie the button. So I always.. tried to get it out... But it never worked.
Then one day I thought "lets try again". I did the same as always, just unzipping my zipper. And I couldn't find an easy way to do it... Then it hit me! Wouldn't I get more room by opening the button of the pants?
I tried it and I did get more room! And now I know how these people did it like this all that time. I always thought they had some secret hole in their underwear or something.
So... have you ever done something the wrong way?
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1 ReplyBoxers almost always have a giant hole where your penis is supposed to come out. You seriously didn't know about this? Are you like 9 or something, use common sense to figure out these things man.
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1 ReplyWait. People don't take their pants completely off to pee?
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1 ReplyDamn, how many more times will this thread get bumped? I look like an idiot. :p
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I don't do that on the slim chance something surprises me and I zip up and slice my penis off. I just un-button and un-zip and pull it out and go.
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And here I was thinking I was the odd one for unzipping and unbuttoning.
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2 RepliesEvery time I try to open the pee-hole on the pants I end up drizzling a bit on myself. Every damn time. I just go into a stall and sit. Its much more comfortable and less awkward anyway. If anyone were to ask me why I went into a stall to pee, I'd just tell them that I was pooping at the same time.
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1 ReplyOP, how old are you?
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I did the same thing when I was little XD
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1 ReplyNigrobump
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1 Replybump.
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People don't unbutton when they pee??
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I have to unzip my combat skin entirely before urinating.
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I have gotten used to it. I do a one handed technique to get it out. It's pretty easy once you get the motion down. No scratching your fingers on the zipper or anything.
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1 ReplyMy urine burns through clothing, so no problems.
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I always undo the button, unzip, and pull down the front of the underwear. Me and fly fronts never agree
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Are you 5 years old? Are you seriously still figuring out how to use the bathroom?
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I just don't pee. Ever.
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i undo the button because im afraid my wiener will get caught.
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2 RepliesNo I undo the button then unzip, what if a pube gets caught in the zipper.
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>wearing underwear
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If your penis was too small to pull out... How does the button even make a difference
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1 ReplyOnce you zip the tip you'll be more careful when doing up the fly...
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you might as well sit down to pee.
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1 ReplyI just unzip and pull my peen through the hole in my boxers.
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2 RepliesLets all play the 'stand as far back as you can from the ol' pissing wall' game.
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2 RepliesI love going to the bar, and just dropping trough at the urinal, empties the room quick
