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3/8/2015 5:10:15 PM
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*Runs out of greenhouse screaming*
*locks door on the way out*
*begins barricading door*
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I got this. *Burns down greenhouse leaving nothing but a crater of glass 5 meters deep
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Do you have Down syndrome?
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No... Why do you ask?
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This has been resolved bby
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Oops, posted before reading replies *goes back in time and prevents greenhouses destruction*
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Wait freckles is in there
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Ohhhh. That makes sense
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Ya it would explain the wired acid spitting plants
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It would. Wait....I thought she was in my vents?
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She left a while back and now she's with ninja in space
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Oh... :(
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Sooooo. Do I get badass plants?
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Since you won't say why. IM GOING IN! *throws barricades aside* It can't be that bad. *kicks open door*
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*Sees room full of exotic flowers*
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What's so bad about this. *walks in*
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*flowers let out high pitched screams* *flowers all go black* *proceed to spit acid and napalm* *thorns grow to be 3 feet long* I start crying
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Oh. RUN! *throws a grenade and runs*
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*flowers swallow grenade learning to spit out shrapnel* *slams door* they can keep the greenhouse
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No. There is another solution. *summons 10 cyborg minions with mini guns and Wolverine claws*
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*flowers converge into huminoid form creating army*
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Its now or never. *kicks open door with minions following me* KILL THEM ALL!
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*flowers converge on minions melting them with napalm and acid* *thorns tear through armor*
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;____________; RUN AGAIN! *runs out* Yeah, they should have the greenhouse. *locks and barricades door*
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*welds door shut*
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So what now? Oh, wait I got another idea. Bombs.
