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3/8/2015 6:57:27 PM
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Since you won't say why. IM GOING IN! *throws barricades aside* It can't be that bad. *kicks open door*
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*Sees room full of exotic flowers*
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What's so bad about this. *walks in*
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*flowers let out high pitched screams* *flowers all go black* *proceed to spit acid and napalm* *thorns grow to be 3 feet long* I start crying
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Oh. RUN! *throws a grenade and runs*
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*flowers swallow grenade learning to spit out shrapnel* *slams door* they can keep the greenhouse
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No. There is another solution. *summons 10 cyborg minions with mini guns and Wolverine claws*
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*flowers converge into huminoid form creating army*
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Its now or never. *kicks open door with minions following me* KILL THEM ALL!
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*flowers converge on minions melting them with napalm and acid* *thorns tear through armor*
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;____________; RUN AGAIN! *runs out* Yeah, they should have the greenhouse. *locks and barricades door*
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*welds door shut*
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So what now? Oh, wait I got another idea. Bombs.
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*that would piss off the entire garden then we would all be killed and eaten* no bombs
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Hmm. So what do we do? We can't tell Ninja.
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*walks near everybody* *looks at greenhouse door* what if we just summon a vortex to wipe them out?
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Ask Cindot. I don't know what will work at this point.
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This is out of hand. *runs to cindot*
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I know
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*walks near greenhouse* Um... Is there something I should know?
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Just gardening ...
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Cindot. I think I have a solution to your garden problem
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How so?
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Summon a vortex to obliterate the greenhouse and everything in it
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If the greenhouse goes we all die ... Other plants will react violently ... We need to kill the flours and keep the greenhouse intact ... It's also my math lab
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Math or meth? If meth carry on, if math, we need to talk.
