A contractor gets called to a job. At a burlesque house. The woman in charge says "I would like a partition between these two rooms" The contractor says "ok not a problem" and begins to work. "My what a wonderful job you've done!" The woman says to him when he's finished. "Thank you ma'am, all in a days work, that'll be $500." To which she replies "that's far too much, perhaps I could offer you $200 and one of my girls for the night, free of charge?" The contractor says "sorry ma'am, flat rate. $500 or I remove the partition." "Ok, ok" she says "$250, and you can have my 2 best girls for as long as you can handle" "Sorry ma'am, $500 or I remove the partition." He said sternly. "Fine, fine, fine." She began. "$400, and you may have ME for as long as you wish, however you wish." He paused for a moment.... "....ok" he said "$400, and I'll take you now." [spoiler]Upstairs they proceeded, into an open room. They became undressed and he began to excite her, he started to rub her... Down there. When he had his finger and his thumb in her pockets he began to pinch, harder. And harder. She screamed "Oww!! Stop that it hurts!" He replied...[/spoiler] [spoiler]"$500.... Or I remove the partition".[/spoiler]