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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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20 RepliesWell there's this really disgusting thing we have to do everyday at school [spoiler]It's called learning[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesAbout 30 kids in the main two gangs of this town got into a giant turf war in the school. Over a bench.
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36 RepliesDuring a school assembly at my high school last year, some "Mentally Challenged" kid stripped down nude and paraded around the gym. It gets worse. Turns out the kid shat in his pants, and now the pile of clothing stunk of shit. There was a full scale evacuation of the gym, but that isn't even the best part. So now the kid was shitting everywhere. He was like a crap cannon, it was a full scale shit armada. Poo was everywhere, and the teachers were getting everyone out of the school. There was a 15-minute manhunt for this kid, and they finally located him after he got on the intercom in the principals office. What a day.
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27 RepliesA downy kid wore a sonic hat and ran down the halls screaming: "gotta go fast"
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2 RepliesNot really disgusting but embarrassing asf. I was in 8th grade and we were suppose to present our essays that day. We always had a student teacher and she was a really hot turkish woman. I would always flirt and she knew it I even slapped her but while I was at my locker and she looked at me and smiled. So here is the embarrassing part. Lunch period just ended and we where heading back to that class since we are on a split schedule. When I sat in my chair about 4m later she sat on the corner of my desk.( You know when a sit and your butt squishes well that happened) We started presentations about 7 students later I was up. Well the thing is I had a rockhard boner so I kept saying if I could go next. The main teacher agreed so while the other student was presenting I tried to rid my boner by standing still. It didn't work I was called up and was in front of the class with some basketball shorts with my boner poking out throbbing. It was doing the thing where it flicks up and down while protruding through my shorts. The class was laughing and making those eww noises while I was reading before I could get to the 2nd paragraph the student teacher told me to meet out in the hall.( I thinking im about to get a bj lol) So i leave out and meet her. My boner was already gone by time I hit the hall. She just laughed and told me to sit out for awhile. I ended up asking for a number and got rejected so that was even more embarrassing. Around the end of the year it was time for her to leave and go back to the college thingy for nore training or something. She ended up giving me her number but we only talked gor about a casually week then I never called back. Throughout the year people mocked me by putting their hand it their pants and flicking their finger. [spoiler]Worst experience ever I swear[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesA kid sitting in the back of the room was materb8ting and came all over his jacket
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3 RepliesIn the 11th grade, my school had a random drug search with the K9s and everything. One of the kids in my class got so nervous that he started to hyperventilate and then puke all over one of the dogs... I felt so bad for the dog. He was only doing his job. That kid got expelled for weed the next day.
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1 ReplySo, there's this insane girl who got expelled. Well... In 6th grade she brought a razor blade to school and slit her ankles and wrists. During lunch there was blood EVERYWHERE. She carved her bf's name into her arm with a knife. Her dad sent her to a mental institution over the summer.
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1 ReplyBe me 10 Going to bathroom Had to take a piss Kid in stall Smells like shit Hearing farting Then I hear a Plop Wtf.mp3 Look behind me to find Giant 12" shit On the floor Kid leaves the stall Like nothing happened Mfw I am scared for life
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3 RepliesNot disgusting but We had cpr training freshman year, and our instructor told us to sing another one bites the dust to remember how to do it correctly
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3 RepliesSo once in first grade my teacher was drunk in class and took a MASSIVE dump in the corner of the room and then she left so every one started to puke shit and cry for like 10 minutes until the principal kicked Down the door screaming and yelling and when he saw what Happend he ran down the hall way screaming 20 minutes later police showed up and where like *I don't even want to know*
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I was like "how bad can it be?" - reading op post. "that's enough Internet for today".
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21 RepliesMy 7th grade (female) teacher was watching gay porn and accidentally posted it up on the projector . I fockin laughed m8
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41 RepliesI was fingering my gf in the middle of the science class and the teacher saw it then he called my parents my grandfather was actually proud of me
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4 RepliesA teacher at my school got drunk and posted on Twitter commenting about girls boobs in his classes. Got fired the next day.
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4 RepliesPulled my pee pee out and put it over my wrist like a watch, chased people around asking them if they could tell me the time. Pissed in the spray bottle for clay in art class, everyone was spraying my piss all over their clay then mushing it in w their hands. Plenty more, just cant think right now.
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Had a two hour long nosebleed, the [b]f[/b]ucking nurse just let me bleed and I nearly passed out. [spoiler]it was literally like a crime scene...[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by the nutem: 9/2/2015 9:58:04 AMSome lil kid shat himself while going down the slide at primary school. He left a big brown skidmark all the way down.
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15 RepliesPm[spoiler]pm[/spoiler]
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279 RepliesI wish I could tell you guys but I would definitely be banned. I'll PM anyone who's interested...
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4 RepliesA girl got r,aped
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131 RepliesEdited by knocknock: 11/11/2015 2:58:53 AMNo more
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3 RepliesEdited by Carl wheezeer: 10/17/2015 10:46:19 PMI am a male and I was in a lunch line in 10th grade and this relly got girl came up to me and said like those cheeks and squeezed my ass
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67 RepliesPm for a good laugh and maybe some shock
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22 RepliesA couple years ago in high school I was taking a G.O.A.T. exam and I got to one of the questions that said "your grandma wants you to kill another person and hands you a gun" and I was like "WTF?" Who allows these questions to be put in these exams?!? Killing a person just because someone says to? That's absolutely disgusting! I chose the "throw your tea in granny's face" option because it felt like the right thing to do. [spoiler]liek if u git refrens[/spoiler]
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A kid crawled around the gym locker room showing everyone his junk.
