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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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Our computer tech guy got caught watching vampire porn and jerking off to it. First off this guy is like 46, second why would you watch vampire porn I know people have some weird things they are into but vampires, and third why at school of all places?
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3 RepliesEdited by ArcTrooper 5555: 4/26/2015 8:45:22 PMSomeone thought it would be funny to put one of these on the floor of the guys bathroom. I was the first one to walk in afterwards.
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15 RepliesEdited by qy: 4/9/2015 3:01:15 AMFresh story this time. One day we had these prepackaged Smuckers brand "grilled cheese sandwiches" for lunch. They were a new addition to the school lunch menu so most of the kids grabbed one. Once you open the hot paper sleeve, however, we all found that our "grilled cheese" was actually just a processed wheat pocket that had been puffed up with air and good ol american cheese. As soon as you bite into it, the other side of the pocket would burst open and release a foul-smelling odor, as well as draining all of the liquid "cheese" which looked more like poorly mixed viscous vegetable oil. It was awful. What's worse, most of the kids actually ate it. And most of those kids ended up running to the trash cans in the middle of the cafeteria and barfing in them. It looked like the beginning of the Hunger Games where everyone runs to the middle. The nurse's office was packed beyond max capacity and school was cancelled for the rest of the day. All that I can remember clearly was the sour stench in the cafeteria. It scraped at your throat and made you want to puke along with them. Edit: added a pic for a more immersive experience.
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Edited by Dagoth: 5/5/2015 1:29:57 AMEvery band class someone farts in the row in front of me. For now I have to deal with that for 1 1/2 hour block periods -.-. It smells like he shoved rotten eggs and spoiled milk up his butt.
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8 RepliesWhen I was in 6th grade this girl brought a huge bag of marijuana into our school and it got put into the office getting everyone in and around the office totally sick
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1 ReplyIn elementary school a special Ed kid ran throughout the whole school naked
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In my grade(8) announcements come on(always right before lunch) the office lady had said over the intercom that the 8th grade boys bathroom is closed do to people urinating in the dispensers, went in the bathroom this past friday(bathroom is always nasty i only go if i am about to shit or piss my pants) i see holes through the soap dispenser with cable ties on them .-. Really guys?! Tf
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My school was were disgusting things go to thrive.
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2 RepliesSomeone in my grade (8) went in the bathroom and stood on the toilet to peer over the stalls and took pictures of other people's junk. The school didn't have any evidence of the pictures, so they couldn't expel him, but he got suspended for like 2 weeks. Probably the most avoided person in our school.
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12 RepliesA gay boy was allowed to go in the girls bathroom. WE ALL FLIPPED!
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2 RepliesA kid got caught yankin it in class on 3 occasions
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[quote][quote]Everyone do me a favor and add x boogs x to your messages and spam him. Tell him josh sent you. No bad intentions this guy is my friend I just wanna troll him
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Someone brought a condom in pre algebra (this was in the seventh grade). They threw it at my friend and then me.
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Someone shat in their hand and stuck it to the bathroom wall.
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A kid video taped himself pooping whole squaring walking down the hall
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A furry orgy
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1 ReplyHeresy. Ugh, even saying it is enough to make me throw up
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3 RepliesTRUE STORY a friend of mine got his first head job at school in the tech rooms on lunch, just as he did his business his knees went weak and he smashed his chin on the steel workbench she was lurking under, he knocked himself out and split the back of his head open on the concrete when he woke up she was GONE and luckily the tech teacher got back early and found him in a pool of blood pants around his ankles and a sticky situation. The teacher drove him to the local emergency and done him a solid and kept it quiet lol
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I went to a school that serviced out of town farm kids. During grade 8, tobacco chew was really big with some of the farm teens; our math teacher allowed us to drink pop so some of the teens used the "sipping" of pop as a way to spit. Now every one in our class knew what was going on except the teacher; one of the girls came back from the washroom and had a major brain fart. She grabbed one of the guys cans thinking she was being funny stealing a swig of pop but instead took a big swig of tobacco spit. She booked it out of the classroom much to our enjoyment and the teacher had absolutely know idea what was going on
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2 Replies2 kids found poo on the floor and stuck lollipop sticks in it, they called it Charlie the Crapaillar.
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Ellen degenres came to my school
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4 RepliesClassroom wide orgy
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Shit myself one time... Wasn't fun but somehow no one noticed though, I just went home :P (I lived very close to my high school)
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Someone puked in water fountain, but that's it.
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There's this guy at my school who's hair is greasy like he just had a shower.
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Edited by Young Seagull: 4/28/2015 11:43:32 AMAnime club and also at my friend's school in Colorado some guy in his class went to the bathroom and someone found his body in the bathroom apparently he slit his throat.
