Someone peed into the urinal [spoiler]shocking, right?[/spoiler]

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In 8th grade my friend and I filled condoms uo with lotion in science class and he threw it at the board while the teacher was writing on it. We blamed it on this other kid. And in my first day of freshman year as I was walking to class I see a dead rat that was in half

This didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine. So my friend gets in fights a lot, and isn't exactly the most fit guy, and he gets bullied a lot. One day he got into a fight with one super annoying jock and my friend was being pinned to the ground by him when he noticed a pile of dog turds next to him. So he somehow managed to break free from the jock and picks up the turds and shoves it straight into the jocks face and mouth. He starts puking and crying and runs home. My friend became a legend of our school after that.

Some kid shit in the urnal

Well two girls allegedly fingered each other

Well, my former school holds a conference every year and this year, I came back as a guest and tonight, there was a disco then I went to grab my stuff and get something from my bag and immediately as I enter the room, a 14 year old girl is puking in the sink due to having too much alcohol. I took a u turn immediately and said "Thank God I left this shithole"

Me and my friend were walking out from school late because we had to do some band stuff. When we walked we saw this girl and a guy ( not from our school ) were touching each other. I started cussing at them and started cracking up

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The TV room at my college was often used by gay couples to have sex in. There used to be used condoms under the seats.

So night of the homecoming dance there was a party where people were going to get messed up before the dance. People were passing around Molly and this one freshman girl was given a few laxatives instead and was told it was Molly. Well the dance rolls around and about a half hour in she's grinding with her date when the laxatives kick in and she ends up shitting all over herself and her dates leg. It was pretty wild to say the least [spoiler]didn't hear about her again til her nudes were passed around[/spoiler]

In 5th grade my friend mixed his lunch (Gravy over Turkey and Mashed Potatoes) with chocolate milk, and ate it. Not too bad right? Now, skip ahead a few hours. We're rehearsing for some school play, and my grade is standing on a pair of risers. I stood on the far left, but friend stood up at the top, right in the middle. He was a king who was about to rain judgement upon his people. Singing, and stuff that I can't remember, he makes a loud burbing noise. Says "Excuse me." And we all giggle and move past it. However, we failed to realize that was a warning sign. I've never really had many experiences with fear in my life, but the way he managed to gurgle out "Oh god!" made me genuinely think my friend was about to die. But, no. He wasn't dying. He was vomitting. Not in a trash can, not on the floor, no that'd be too easy. He was vomitting on about 6 or 7 kids standing below him. In between my fits of laughter, I remember seeing some girls crying, and my friend, standing oddly triumphant in a kind of pathetic way. Why? Because, the King had rained down his Judgement upon his people.

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I'd tell you, but it would get me unbanned...[spoiler]i like my b&[/spoiler]

Not in my school but in a school nearby. The science class was gathering random bacteria sample from around the school. They were scanning places like door knobs, books and calculators and then looking at the bacteria that they found. One of the students decided to swab the underneath of a hand rail in one of the stair wells. He ended up finding syphilis bacteria.

I threw up in Science Class. [spoiler]IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH[/spoiler] [spoiler]GOD DAMN IT[/spoiler]