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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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42 RepliesA friend of mine took his girl to the bathroom during homecoming and came out screaming with blood on his face. He had her sit on his face as he ate her out, at that moment her menstrual period came on full blast. I shit you not funniest -blam!-ing thing ever.
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1 ReplyThis is officially the worst pist ever because everyone keeps saying to pm them. If i can see 5 porn threads on the front page. You can post your shitty story.
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Some dude was making out with his girlfriend in the band practice room, so some people found him and were telling him to get out. Of course he didn't. Later some other came in and he was FINGERING HER. For some reason no one told the band director, and after school I went to check the room and there was jizz on the floor.
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A teacher at my school recently got jailed for storing photos of female students on his computer or something along those lines. I never had him as a teacher, I finished school before he arrived. Phewf!
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6 RepliesEdited by cool cake: 7/12/2015 4:57:32 AM*walks in, looking for a giggle* *reads* (Girl poster) "I'd be banned if I said it. Pm for details." >4,701 replies "I'd be banned if I said it. Pm for details." >37 replies "I'd be banned if I said it. Pm for details." >125 replies "I'd be banned if I said it. Pm for details." >86 replies "I'd be banned if I said it. Pm for details." >14 replies *walks out*
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1 ReplyMy engineering teacher drops pencils on purpose then asks girls to bend over and pick them up for him
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5 RepliesTwo boys were fishing out of a toilet with their mouths in my school bathroom. I accidentally opened the door and they screamed and then slit their wrists. I had to go to therapy for like 5 months. the -blam!-ing blood was all over it was disgusting. This is not a joke i went to west high in Cleveland MA 1992
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ITT: Vomit and shit
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1 ReplyNot at my school but at another school in my county named Etowah high, two kids started having sex; IN THE CAFETERIA. But why? Because the guy got dared. Link: http://m.ajc.com/news/news/local/etowah-high-freshmen-reportedly-perform-sex-act-in/nbPkb/
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535 RepliesEdited by Flyby Slayer: 10/12/2015 1:16:29 PM
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Went to school asked coach for keys said he unlocked it already went in to find ex was in the bathroom area with 4 guys coach walks in an he got aroused very awkward an nasty situation
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10 RepliesEdited by Apollo: 8/26/2015 12:54:22 AM>"pm me for details" >"pm for details" >"i cant tell you i would be banned pm for story" #Satire #yourallattentionwhores #youwontgetbanned
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3 RepliesOnce a kid with ADHD from the place they put all the special kids measured his penis (while floppy) with the maths teachers wooden ruler she used to point at the board...its one she chews on the end when shes thinking...oh man eshhh
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I have two stories which are both kind of sad, but I was disgusted. During high school obviously a lot of "changes" happen to us and all that junk, but I remember a girl getting off her stool and seeing her menstrual blood smeared all over it. I felt so bad for her, but also incredibly ill. The second story was this guy who wasn't allowed to use the bathroom during maths (I'm English, so we say "maths" instead of "math), so he ended up releasing himself in his seat. A girl in the class commented that "it smelt like chicken" (never want to eat chicken at her house). He ran out of the classroom and I almost vomited in my mouth.
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1 Reply[quote]As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.[/quote] Savage
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1 ReplyIt's back!
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3 Replies>looks in thread >"would get banned, pm for details" >dozens of replies >"would get banned, pm for details" >"would get banned, pm for details" >"would get banned, pm for details" >"would get banned, pm for details" >smh
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We were in the middle of the writing portion of the ACT and this chick throws up on the floor. I thought she dropped her water bottle or something from the sound but when I looked up, the teacher yelled "OH MAH GAWD" and there was a pile of yellow on the floor. [spoiler]still got a 28 tho[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNot disgusting but some senior said -blam!- her right in the pussy over the morning announcements. It was actually hilarious
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1 ReplyWe were in 11th grade. We had a good looking lesbian teacher. She was standing in front of the class going on about Macbeth and other Shakespeare stuff. She was wearing white pants. Until it turned into a pinkish red in between her legs and she just ran out of the classroom. Our class was in just a state of shock and silence. Then we brook out into a flood of laughter. I shit you not. It was the best lesson in my entire life.
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4 RepliesNecro'd
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2 RepliesSomeone took a crap on the toilet seat
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2 RepliesCan someone respond to this please? I'm trying to fix something with my phone.
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4 RepliesDoes anyone else look at the number of replies on a post to tell if it's worth reading?
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17 RepliesIn kindergarten, I sharted my pants, so, in a panic, I scooped some of it up and smeared it underneath the table. Never got in trouble for it, or was found out. Also, in preschool, I had hots for this girl and we became really close friends. Sometimes we'd have mutual nosepicking sessions where we ate each other's boogers.
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20 RepliesA kid was watching porn in my class. He forgot to mute it.
