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3/10/2015 4:51:48 AM
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*squirts ketchup in your face*
*throws orange Kool aid mix into water*
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*nails you a stink bomb* lol gotcha
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*throws gallons of orange Kool aid mix into water* *whispers* orange flavoured... Mother trucker. *draws revolver* *aims it at you* *shoots ketchup in your face*
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*hits you with a bucket of glue and feathers* ha ha ha
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Jokes on you, I'm part phoenix. Meaning I have a subconscious image of being covered in feathers and submitting hard objects out through my bosom. And that my friends, is how you describe laying an egg.
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You mean bottom *hits with water and flour*
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I smell pranks *kicks open the dorr covered in prank equipment* ths is a joke. *throws rotten eggs at you*
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Hee hee I put super glue on the doorknobs
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Why is there a door by the lake anyway? Like, a random door just out here, by a lake. That awkward moment when you build a door for a kickass entrance and you kick it down but you realize that you built a door OUTSIDE A LAKE. #SalazarMasterOfEntrances
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Lol just go with *smiles *
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Okay then. *erects brick wall* *goes behind wall* *shouts* Say "Kool Aid!"
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Really
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Edited by Hohei Salazar: 3/10/2015 5:22:19 AMyou wanna challenge me boy. *build a wall with a window hten ordes of bandits surround you when all foth e sudden i brake thewindow stab the guy near the window with galss use his as meathsield the sue his ugn to kill the others* Now thats hay i call an ambush [spoiler]YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/spoiler] #SalazarMasterOfEntrances
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Oh... I was just trying to imitate the Kool Aid man's entrance, but HOLY BALLS THAT WAS COOL. But, you might want to send some compensation checks to the band it's family... I don't think they're waking up...
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yeah maybe *a bandit crawls askign fro help* A SHIT ITS ALIVE *stomps on the ehad*
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*kicks open the doors as in they borke open*
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*gets pelted by eggs* *throws orange Kool aid mix all over your face* *whispers* Orange flavoured... Mother trucker.
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*drinks all* it needs suger jsut liek you need honey *throws a jar of honey then pink feathers* [spoiler]YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/spoiler]
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*still covered with remnants of burned glue and eggs* *erects brick wall* *shouts* Scream "Kool-Aid!"
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*climbs over wall * hehe
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*comes crashing through wall in Kool Aid man mech* OHH YEAAHHHH *sprays you with water* *fires bursts of orange Kool aid mix on you* Who's the sticky one now, hmmmm? *is still wet from flour and water*
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*all of the suden ninja assasins surround you* Ill take care of them rookie *jumps from a burning helicopter while smoking a cigarrtie with black sunglasses, while free fallign i take out SMGS and spin killing all fo them when onyl one is left i drop the SMGs and perform a drop kick so storn only hs legs are left. #SalazarMasterOfEntrances
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Hey kool aid stains *hits you with month old rotten milk*
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What kind of Siren wears stainable clothes?! Don't you guys live underwater? But I can burn the stain out if I concentrate... And by concentrate, I mean don't throw anything else at me or I'll burn you trying to get the stain out. *blue flame appears at fingertip*
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I wore this thinking that I wouldn't get doused with cool
