*opens eyes* *stares at you dead in the eye* *looks down at... Toy in mouth* *looks back up at you again, seductively* Warning: do not read on if you are already disgusted by what he did to me. [spoiler]*slowly takes toy out of mouth with a popping sound* *wipes mouth with clean end* *traces finger slowly down your body* *brings hand with toy behind your back as you lay atop me* *free hand undoes your pants* Shhh... Don't resist, you know you want this. *starts to tug off underwear, exposing your bare arse* *brings hand with toy behind it to your bum* *is about to touch it* *hand creeps down slower and slower* *violently shoves toy in your arse and turns you around facing the door* GET OUTTA MY HUT YA DAMN RAPIST I'LL SHOW YOU TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME WHILE IM SLEEPING *kicks toy up your arse* *kicks it once more* DO THAT AGAIN AND I'LL LEAVE YOU SHITTING OUT SO MUCH PLASTIC THAT YOU WON'T HAVE ROOM FOR ASS CHEEKS BECAUSE THE HOLE WILL TAKE UP MOST OF THE ROOM. ARE WE CLEAR? *before hearing your answer I kick it in your bum one more time then drag you to the door*[/spoiler] *kicks Robber's bum so hard that the forces knocks him out the door and off of Astra's hut* AND STAY OUT. [i]And so he did. Little did the intruder know that Phoenix had been in many situations with home intruders, and has learned to deal with them very well. And so that night, Robber left with embarrassment and shame in his eyes.[/i] [spoiler][i]And a sexual toy plugged so far up his ass that it poked his intestines.[/i][/spoiler] [i]The moral of the story here is; don't break into other people's houses. Especially if its Cobalt's house. Shoutout to all of you who were thinking of invading my house... Think again when you read this story.[/i]

* the hologram disapears as a small tv flys in * Hope you enjoyed that thing in your mouth

Hologram huh? Didn't feel like a hologram...

My holograms are very realistic

O_0 [spoiler]*jots down notes*[/spoiler]

NOTHIGN TO SEE HERE KIDS! *closes door then procced to pucnh bot of them*

He started it. And get out of my house too, or do you want me to write another story?

Do you really wanna mess with one of the BAdass rign?

No, I'm asking you politely to get out of my house. Like, if you knocked I would've let you in. But you didn't, and I'm trying to sleep, and as you can tell, I've had a pretty hard night. No pun intended.

ok *leaves hause* *thinks for a moment* wait are you a girl?

And what if I am?

just askign cuase if you where a guy you need a psychiatric with that story