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This is why the dojo doesn't threaten the empire. The Lenny invasion was an accident. Ty teddy :)
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We prefer not to be threats :). Well, me anyway. Welcome to the dojo, emperor. I greet you with open arms and good fortune for your aspiring empire!
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Thank you, nice to meet you. Sorry about Alduin, I didn't know of this attack.
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Oh, it's fine. A simple misunderstanding, that's all. Don't mind my comrades, some of them are less... Welcoming to outsiders. And I don't blame them. But sometimes, at least a greeting with diplomacy is in order.
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Get this freddy ass of us or else
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Yo, the dojo is -blam!-ing going god mode on our ass. Also I'm not a coward emperor that sits behind guards all day. I have a weapon of my own. [i]shocking[/i] right? [spoiler]its a lightning spear btw[/spoiler]
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Nope not god moding
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A bullet bounced off you, that's kinda cheapo.
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The thing is its my wraith skin if youve been here long enough you would know why
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The puns are real... And I'm staying out of this battle... Why does it always seem like my comrades go god mode and give a bad example? Anyway, would you are to have a friendly spar, emperor? You're not the only one who carries an elemental weapon, if you can call part of my soul an element.
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Yo, the dojo is -blam!-ing going god mode on our ass. Also I'm not a coward emperor that sits behind guards all day. I have a weapon of my own. [i]shocking[/i] right? [spoiler]its a lightning spear btw[/spoiler]
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Yo, the dojo is -blam!-ing going god mode on our ass. Also I'm not a coward emperor that sits behind guards all day. I have a weapon of my own. [i]shocking[/i] right? [spoiler]its a lightning spear btw[/spoiler]
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*pushes you away and points 20MM chaingun* ok Psweet prince what do your troops want?
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My friend, we should welcome outsiders with open arms! But the Lennies gotta stop. I'm not racist towards Lennies or anything, it's nothing personal, but we're kind of trained to kill them.
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yeah but its standar welcome prcedure intimidate
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* a thousand wraiths sorround you * * plane blows up as i jump out of it and assassinate your team mates * Freddy what is the meaning of this?
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*tackles you* You don't fück with a Teddy bear :3 *fires a round through your skull*
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* round bounces off my skull * * ties you up * ANSWER ME NOW
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Long live the emperor.... *stabs your left eye* *headbutts you and locks your head* *grabs magnum*
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oh great this gonna be fun. *hands over a nonsharpened blade* use this
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OH you mess with the wraith god men you gonna get it know. 8places a chair and eat popcorn*
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*walks out of shadows, summons a thousand arrows of darkness, turns you into a pin cushion*
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*takes cover* Fûcking take that guy down! *sniper takes position* He's about half a mile away..,
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* a wraith teleprots their and takes down the sniper * ANSWER ME NOW YOUR WEAK FRIENDS WONT DO SHIT * slaps and begins to torture with a non sharpened blade *
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*finds house* *opens basement* *finds your chamber and sets it in fire*