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Edited by Lord Fried:
3/13/2015 6:16:46 PM
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What causes tension between Hunters and Warlocks??
I've seen the 'floofing about' and 'we taught them to blink' statements on Warlock gear but is there more stuff in the Grimoire? Also, even without the grimoire, I see alot of back and forth between Warlocks and Hunters on a daily basis. Are Warlocks just jealous nerds, are Hunters just stuck up cool kids?
Edit 1: It's funny how the Titans just sit back with popcorn watching all this go down.
Edit 2: I'm seeing claims of sexual tension, very interesting stuff!
Edit 3 - You gotta admit, 'Floof' is a very funny word
Edit 4 - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 5 - Uhm, is this thread going out of control?
Edit 6 - So, claims of Hunters hopping around like bunnies are pretty funny.
Edit 7 - So many replies!! Thanks.
Edit 8 - So Warlocks floof and Hunters bunny hop....
Edit 9 - MalPen is the only Warlock allowed to eat popcorn with the Titans...he brought beer.
Edit 10 - It has been speculated that the 'squishy' floofy Warlocks are just pretending to be friends with the Titans just so they can use them as muscle against the Hunters.....the plot thickens
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HUNTERS REMEMBER THIS! it was the warlock who pushed Crota off the darn stairs! US. it was us that saved ur arse in the TRIALS US
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1 ReplyBecause warlocks get mad when we shoot them with a Golden Gun shot, they come back to life, then we repeat the process.
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There's a grimore about ahamkara that talks about a warlock examining a fossil and the hunter giving them shit about it. It seems to be a matter of both of them having opposite world views. A hunter generally doesn't give a shit, while a warlock analyzes every aspect of a situation.
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2 RepliesCause warlocks and hunters are both dating titans
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6 RepliesThey're both mad they were not born a Titan.
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"We learned how to Blink from Warlocks. But please don't admit that". -Aphorisms to Anger Warlocks-A handbook written strictly for Guardian Hunters :')
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4 RepliesAll of the hunters powers have been stolen from warlocks.
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2 RepliesHunters are not utility based, titans can hide in their bubble, and warlocks can use their second life crutch. The most hunter can do is go invisible.
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I'm ok with hunters High fives closest hunter, knife goes through my hand, self rez, it's all good.
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Deez nuts
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4 RepliesWarlocks figure things out (take blink for example) and hunters take it from us.
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Titans wanting to watch the world burn because of lack of solar (for now) spread a nasty rumor
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Warlocks are the best at cheesing so hunters always ask them to cheese stuff
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1 ReplyPros Titans: OP useful. Warlock: play-style, Good class, Space Magic, useful. Hunter: play-style, Awesome, useful. Cons Titans: There to over powered and they smell like turd! Warlock: ok Hunter: ok If you want to insult me by comment you're wrong and I'm right. Most people they say there the master class but... Most stupid thing is that while they shoulder charge me off a cliff and its impossible to avoid getting fist of havoc on you. when I jump I still die. no matter what we all die from it. Well it's crucible way of saying its unforgiving place. I don't want them to be nerf...It's that they are cowards of crucible, it's place of effort to achieve victory. People say warlocks and hunters are pussies NO! There not (super doesn't even matter) they still beat Titans no matter what with guns,melee and super and please don't mention about gunslinger titans are not the "master class" of all destiny crucible is place for challenge ( titans are pussies)
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[quote]I've seen the 'floofing about' and 'we taught them to blink' statements on Warlock gear but is there more stuff in the Grimoire? Also, even without the grimoire, I see alot of back and forth between Warlocks and Hunters on a daily basis. Are Warlocks just jealous nerds, are Hunters just stuck up cool kids? Edit 1: It's funny how the Titans just sit back with popcorn watching all this go down. Edit 2: I'm seeing claims of sexual tension, very interesting stuff! Edit 3 - You gotta admit, 'Floof' is a very funny word Edit 4 - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Edit 5 - Uhm, is this thread going out of control? Edit 6 - So, claims of Hunters hopping around like bunnies are pretty funny. Edit 7 - So many replies!! Thanks. Edit 8 - So Warlocks floof and Hunters bunny hop.... Edit 9 - MalPen is the only Warlock allowed to eat popcorn with the Titans...he brought beer. Edit 10 - It has been speculated that the 'squishy' floofy Warlocks are just pretending to be friends with the Titans just so they can use them as muscle against the Hunters.....the plot thickens[/quote]
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3 RepliesBecause our cloaks are frabjuous.
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3 RepliesIt all started when the tower decided to hold a pizza party in recognition of the guardians hard work. Now you see, resources are scarce in a post-apocalyptic world, so they could only pick two toppings. The shipwright at the time was adamant about getting pepperoni and you don't argue with the person keeping your ship in the air, so that only left room for one... The vanguard felt that it was only fair that the very guardians they were rewarding got to pick. The titans were all like "whatever bruh", but the hunters and warlocks? Well... "We think it should be Italian sausage." "Harumph. We warlocks would prefer pineapple." "PINEAPPLE!? What kind of POS topping is that!? Who puts friggin FRUIT on a pizza!?" "Someone who prefers an elegant dish from a more civilized age. You wouldn't be able to appreciate its intricate taste." "Pffffffffft. You just can't handle all that meat can you? Does it give you the rumbly-tumbly? You just need something light and FLOOFY don't you?" What happened next was a rapidly escalating series of events that...............don't need repeating. That poor frame in the hallway leading to the hangar had an arc grenade go off a bit too close to him that day and now he just stands in that hall sweeping...forever...
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2 RepliesI have all three classes, these posts are childish and pointless.
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Penis envy.
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LMAO. There should be a reality TV show called "Everybody Loves Titans"
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The idiots controlling them home on their game consoles.
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2 RepliesDude who made this post is a hunter who died a bunch of times and got bullied by warlocks ran here to make himself feel important Hunters=haters mainly because there allways dieing and have to come up with something before they get booted off a fireteam.
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Edited by AzureLancer: 6/18/2015 8:30:24 PMI love all three classes but sadly I dont believe warlocks have to be carried.......more like the warlock does the carrying. I say that because I had like seven people invite me to nightfalls and raids in under ten minutes simply because they needed a warlock with sunsinger........that's not cool. Way I see it each class compliments each other in their own way but what do I know,I'm just a hunter in warlock gear.
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29 RepliesWarlocks are always complaining that they don't have exotic boots. I just don't understand it. Why would warlocks need shoes if they're carried all the time?
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11 RepliesEdited by Bloorax: 6/7/2015 6:16:51 PMHere is my theory: Both hunters and warlocks have armor pieces from the Ahamkara, and according to the lore, those guys would lure people in with promises of power in exchange for... something. Back to the topic, hunters and warlocks have both fallen to the corruption of the Ahamkara and have been turned against each other. Titans do not have any armor from the Ahamkara, so we are impervious to their lies. That's why the Titans are just sitting here having a grand old time watching the rest of you act like morons. *passes the scotch* Carry on.
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4 RepliesSilly guardians fighting among themselves. I will try to suicide-bomb your tower with my ketch!
