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Edited by Lord Fried:
3/13/2015 6:16:46 PM
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What causes tension between Hunters and Warlocks??
I've seen the 'floofing about' and 'we taught them to blink' statements on Warlock gear but is there more stuff in the Grimoire? Also, even without the grimoire, I see alot of back and forth between Warlocks and Hunters on a daily basis. Are Warlocks just jealous nerds, are Hunters just stuck up cool kids?
Edit 1: It's funny how the Titans just sit back with popcorn watching all this go down.
Edit 2: I'm seeing claims of sexual tension, very interesting stuff!
Edit 3 - You gotta admit, 'Floof' is a very funny word
Edit 4 - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 5 - Uhm, is this thread going out of control?
Edit 6 - So, claims of Hunters hopping around like bunnies are pretty funny.
Edit 7 - So many replies!! Thanks.
Edit 8 - So Warlocks floof and Hunters bunny hop....
Edit 9 - MalPen is the only Warlock allowed to eat popcorn with the Titans...he brought beer.
Edit 10 - It has been speculated that the 'squishy' floofy Warlocks are just pretending to be friends with the Titans just so they can use them as muscle against the Hunters.....the plot thickens
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*Grabs popcorn*
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Forced drama.
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2 RepliesEdited by OOKEVIN545: 4/30/2015 7:01:02 PMThink about warlocks can kill a full grown Ahamkara and hunters can only kill young ones [spoiler]most people I know joke about so to anyone who takes it seriously just wow[/spoiler]
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The thing is warlocks are mad that everytime a hunter sees a warlock the hunter swipes left
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Hunters are made becuase they don't have any of that good space magic
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Masculinity. Sociologically speaking.
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Tell a warlock that your cloak is Frazalishous. They like words they cannot understand
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It all started when a Hunter got mad that the Warlock stole his girl and went all "blade dancer" and stuff. But the Warlock wasn't having it so he Nova bombed him. Warlocks are better. It's simple
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Edited by Ping: 4/28/2015 10:08:52 PMSo, as a man of three different characters, neither is better, but as being a true Hunter brother, I must speak the truth. Warlocks floof around like flies, always getting smacked down then reappearing like a fly. When you see you're kill message bar spam, you know it's a warlock! We know your not lactose intolerant, you're sun singlet boys love their cheese, never seen one who hasn't tried a bite! Hunters, we arnt really the greatest... Jk we are... But anyway, whenever you see a little jumping bean flailing a tail in the distance, you know what's coming. Our long capes and fashionable boots are sure to steal your girl but definitely not threaten a cabal. We hop like our bunny brothers, because we are like the Easter bunny, we hope around and leave disappointment in our path! (crappy eggs) Now Titans, don't think you're safe. We warlocks and hunters don't hate on you, no because there is nothing to hate, but because we feel bad for you. You guys are not intellectual enough to blink, and a little on the big side to glide. We all see you in you're bubble always with a laugh. Ready to kill it with a DoT nova or a sexy golden gun. Now your armor is nice, but that doesn't mean that one should always be dancing in the bubble, cause we know it really the reason you're alive, we are the strikers, oh right they died, while using their super!
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1 ReplyA true Hunter wouldn't give a flying -blam!- about this argument, A true warlock would be too busy trying to study and defeat the darkness to even care The hunters and warlocks who do argue with each other are too busy jacking off to themselves in the mirror and posing to do any real good, so they argue because their bord
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3 RepliesThe more interesting question is why do I hate the thorn so much
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6 RepliesBlame the sexual tension
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2 RepliesHunter: i'll run sword Warlock: i'll selfres and case some panic Titan: i'll chill in the bubble Random carried kid get a jelly horn. discussion closed
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Because warlocks r gay
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Hunters Stab their problems and are gone in the blink of an eye. Titans punch their problems in the face. Then place their bubble setting the ring for a hand to hand brawl. Warlocks being the bitches they are, slap their problems with their "mystical drain" then flutter away like myhthical fairies in their dresses.
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Blink
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Who got that popcorn?
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1 ReplyBoth warlocks and hunters don't need jet packs. As a result of their different methods, the awesome double/triple jump vs floofing about, a long feud has always just kinda been there. That also explains why titans are sitting it out. Cuz they fatties. End of story
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2 RepliesBump me m8
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4 RepliesEdited by Metroid: 4/27/2015 6:15:40 AMBecause warlocks are like those rich snobby college kids who pull all the chicks, and hunters are like those high school drop outs who work at Burger King and are still virgins. They're jelly obviously. [spoiler]Titans are the ones who graduated from high school but chose not to go to college. Most work in construction, are police officers or joined the military.[/spoiler]
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I can't argue since I use both a warlock and a hunter All I can say is that I hate the warlock jump
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We on that good space magic
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1 ReplyI have three hunters but j still rwspect warlocks(except when they panic nova bomb in crucible loke annoying titans with fist pf havoc, i cri everytime)
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Because: Warlocks are nerds, hunters are stoners, and titans are jocks, however, warlocks won't stop talking about how drugs r bad, and the hunters just argue that they are good for yoy, as jocks just lay back and not have an opinion.
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Warlocks wear 👗... Thats enough reasons to just try and exterminate them
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4 RepliesMy poo really is some Bad JuJu. It lasts a Pocket Infinity, feels like a Thorn, sounds like a Thunderlord, and smells like Dragon's Breath when it passes. Here's some Super Good Advice, if I'm doing a poo just run away as far as possible, go to No Land Beyond if you can. Not much of an Icebreaker, but honestly, this is the The Last Word of the Truth.
