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Edited by JDTurkelton:
3/29/2015 6:01:03 PM
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Destiny - Chuck Norris Style - Let's hear your best....
Guardians hope the Gjallarhorn drops for them after beating the raid - the Gjallarhorn hopes Chuck Norris drops.
Let's hear your best - GO!
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Chuck Norris Is max rank with all Factions.
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Exotics don't drop for Chuck Norris, Chuck Notris drops for exotics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to push the templar off. It'll jump off on it's own. Nice one on the Gjallarhorn by the way haha.
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Chuck Norris once shot a 6-man fireteam out of orbit before they could enter the crucible. When asked about the incident Chuck replied, "would you rather I go hard on them?"
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The oracles determine if you are real or not. Upon spawning they saw chuck Norris and died. Chuck Norris does not need the relic to crack the Templar's shield he stares at it. All chests give chuck exotics. Chuck Norris can solo nightfall.....while being blindfolded........and being in a different room, while also fighting Bruce lee's ghost
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Chuck Norris doesn't decrypt engrams, he just stares at them until he gets the items that he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to Rahool to decrypt his engrams, he builds weapons out of them. Chuck Norris doesn't look for exotics, exotics stay away from him. Chuck Norris once killed crota with his pinky. Exotics don't drop for Chuck Norris, he picks them up. Chuck Norris is the fate of all fools. The darkness formed when Chuck Norris turned off his night light. Chuck Norris forces Xur to come every weekend. Chuck Norris stores his toys in the Vault Of Glass. Gorgons die when Chuck Norris stares at them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheese raids, Raids go easy on Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not cheese crota's end Chuck Norris completes the jumping section of VOG by closing his eyes. Randal the vandal is chuck's son. "Rasputin never invites people in" except chuck Norris. Chuck made omnigal scream like she does by miraculously surviving a round house kick to her voicebox.
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Before leaving the tower, Chuck Norris was heard telling one of the bots, "you'd better be sweeping when I get back."
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The traveller lies dormant because Chuck Norris once used it to play baseball with Bruce Willis. From the tower you can see a large damaged area from where Chuck Norris hit a home run using nothing but a Strawberry Mojito and his pen!s.
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Smoggy Pluto is the spawn of Chuck Norris.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris ate at PF Changs for a week. He took a dump that was 80 Courics. It's name is Crota.
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Chuck Norris can equip full exotics and dual wields gjallarhorns that have thorn wolf pack round. The darkness is consumed by Chuck Norris Chuck Norris once lost his favorite watch while exploring caves in Russia,the fall caused radiation to be absorbed into the watch. Legend tells of the watch growing a mind of it's own,we refer to it now as atheon.
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Chuck norris has 25,001 glimmer
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Edited by K4BL4MM0: 3/10/2015 8:41:51 PMChuck Norris can forever find his way back from the dark corners of time.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris once got bitten by the worlds deadliest snake..... After 36 agonising hours the snake finally died
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Crota receives the presence of Chuck Norris.
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The speaker speaks for the traveller, but the traveller speaks for Chuck Norris.
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After an extreme total gym workout, Chuck Norris was so exhausted that he fell over. The resulting devastation would later be known as "The Collapse."
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Chuck Norris has all the PS exclusive content. On his Xbox 360. With PS4 graphics.
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Chuck Norris could shoot you in the face with a No Land Beyond and still have enough time to roundhouse kick you in the face before the bullet hits you.
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1 ReplyAlong his travels, Chuck Norris once came across an abandoned young Fallen that followed him around in awe. Chuck took pity on the creature and cared for it until it was old enough to fend for itself. Today, that Fallen is known as Randal the Vandal.
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Only Chuck Norris has time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain.
