I have Genie-like powers.
Edit 1: Jew got it duuuudes.
Edit 2: Good news. So far everyone is getting what they want.
Edit 3: This post is 5 days old. I will not grant anything to anyone anymore. This was only for Xur on this past friday and saturday. 3/13-14/2015
Edit 4: Just stop.
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Red Death
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Bring Robin Williams back from the dead. 9 skynets should be able to do this, no?
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Can I haz Ruin Whingz?
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Everything....