Of course it isn't. Men, clear a space! *Soldiers clear off nearby table* Lay him there. You, *referring to random soldier* You must know first aid. Tend to this fellows wound. If you don't have the first clue what you're doing, get someone else to. If he's not downstairs in 10 minutes, there will be consequences. I'll go downstairs to see what's holding the scouts up. *Heads downstairs*