Saw this gem over in the main forums and had to share, brilliant!! Now this is a story, All about how, My 'lock got arc burned, don't know how, Now I'd like to take a minute to thank RNG there, And I'll tell y'all how I got my ghorn from the nightfall's care. [music plays] In Winter's Run, I was running a raid, On my sparrow is how I went from the spawn to the caves, Hiding out, sniping, waiting for grenades to cool, And all shooting some captains almost dying like a fool, When a couple of guys, they were up to something good, Starting running nightfalls in my neighborhood, I joined in one little part, while flying in the air, They said "man we did all the work that there isn't fair." I spawned up in a fight, with enemies near, there were vandals and some captains, and an Archon Priest there, If anything I thought hell they won't care, So I fought, ice breaker aimed for that head and it cleared. As we waited for the drops, tummy rumbling, haven't ate, And I yelled to my team mates "yo holmes, play ya later", Looked at my loot and it was finally there, Gjallarhorn just dropped, felt like the fresh prince of bel air. [music fades out]