I just started my work day, and I can already list sooo many things that I see all that time that are waayy too OP. Time for nerfing.
Woke up this morning and started brushing my teeth. I use "hard" bristles on my toothbrush to help fight off deep stains. Unfortunately, this made my gums bleed this morning. Way too OP.
While I was gathering my things for work, I put some bread in the toaster so I could eat it during my drive in. I was almost finished with getting ready when I smelled bruning. Apparently, my toaster is too OP. Must be nerfed.
During my drive, I noticed significantly more red lights than green lights. This made me late to work. Red lights need nerfing, green lights could use a buff.
I was almost to work when I smelled a pungent oder... someone ran over a skunk. For a good two miles, I smelled this crap. I feel like maybe 500 yards would've been acceptable, but two miles is a bit much. Skunk oder is too OP and needs nerfing.
I got to work and started brewing some coffee for everyone since I'm usually here early. Once the batch was done, I poured myself a fresh cup. Took one sip and burned the hell out of my mouth. Please nerf!
Since the coffee was too hot, I bought a Red Bull to give me energy. Evidently, it was too much energy (especially for the morning) so now my heart is racing... Caffeine needs a serious nerf.
Got back to my desk and started working for a little. This lady that sits next to me wants the D, so she thinks it's a good idea to spray perfume when she gets in. Haven't had the heart to tell her that it smells like shit and I think I'm allergic to it, so it makes it hard to breathe. Please nerf perfume.
About an hour into working, my boss calls us in for a "quick" meeting. He is very monotone and his "quick" meeting ended up being 45 min long. Fell asleep in the back after 15 (and the energy drink crash from the Red Bull didn't help).... please nerf boring meetings.
I've only been awake for 4 hours so far and this is the shit I see... Bungie, if you don't nerf these by lunchtime, I'm not going to work ever again.
Edit: I hit "post" and realized that my grammer could use a buff. Or, please nerf anyone who is more intelligent than me. Thank you.