I have Genie-like powers.
Edit 1: Jew got it duuuudes.
Edit 2: Good news. So far everyone is getting what they want.
Edit 3: This post is 5 days old. I will not grant anything to anyone anymore. This was only for Xur on this past friday and saturday. 3/13-14/2015
Edit 4: Just stop.
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Truth or Red Death. I could've bought Truth but n00b me thought "An exotic rocket laucher? Hah! When am I ever gonna use that?!"