I am a travelling Scottish salesman and I will give you a magic talking haggis that knows every martial art known to mankind. Also, it is extremely hostile to Lenny's. Very.
English
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Haggis?
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Haggis.
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I mean what is it?
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Minced meat in a sheeps stomach. But my haggis comes filled with C4 and can lock onto hostiles.
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So it's a suicide sheep?
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More like mental mince meat.
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So suicide sheep with mice meat?
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Yeah but mince meat not mice
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Alright how much?
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100 Peculiar lumps of metal in a rounded shape for a homing haggis that will track down Lenny's.
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*Hands lumps*
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Hands haggis with detonator
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Sweet
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Want a discount on the laser pork for next week?
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I'm Good
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Ok just make sure to point the haggis at the Lenny. See how far it can go.
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Alright thanks