So today I was givin my kid an outdoor bath(sprayin him wit a hose) and all of a sudden my sister wife mom comes out and sits on my lap and says to me. " I wanna take ur hard Johnson in the outdoor home theater( my big tv outside with a badass couch) and so I told my son nephew brother to go steal a six pack from our Yankee lovin neighbors and -blam!-ed here right then and there