*vertibird lands* Sup bitches. I'm a mercenary, scavenger, and weapons salesman. I have literally a shit ton of armor, guns, and materials for sale here.
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I need a cloaking device.
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*gives you Predator cloaking tech* 2000 gold
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*gives 2000 gold*
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How's the sweet ass duster I sold you a while back
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Have it still :)
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How you liking pandora youl find some exotic stuff in here
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Nice place
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You got Doritos and mountain dew
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*slides Doritos and Dew*
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Have any more?
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How bout some dem...........dragons
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Nope that's sergeantubbs
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Sighs give me a nanosuit
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*gives you crysis nanosuit*
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Next time you go out can you get me Elijah's Holorifle?
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*pulls it out, with elijah's arm still holding the trigger*
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Sheeeit! *takes arm off of rifle and holds it* lighter than I thought. You don't happen to have any of that Sierra more gold do you?
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*pulls out two blocks*
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Thank you much sir
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I'll take 20 of the Sierra Madre's hologram emitters and 1 Sierra Madre vending machine
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/11/2015 9:24:13 PM*Hands you hologram emitters and vending machine*
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Hey do u have any materials I can use to make more pants?
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Yeah take a look *motions to vertibird*
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Sweet. Thx. *enters vetibird*